I crap fast, like two minutes if I'm not sick and five if I am.
being gay has nothing to do with it

there was one time where i was stopped up so to speak
i was in there for 8 hours. Afterward i felt absolutly phenomonal, but it was the worst 8 hours of my life

prolly 30min, unless im really hurtin

You need to wipe/clean better

some of my best reading takes place in the bathroom.
40 minutes

my poops usually last under 2 minutes

but sometimes i poop 3-4 times a day

gotta poop now brb

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