lol the chest condor. one of my best paintings!

i like the way the christmas vneck brings out the stretch marks covering my face

LOL that's your short man robe! and it's plaid! and i used an oil texture so you got a little discoloration haha

that fluffed dog turd that I assume is my hair is also very attractive

making my right arm twice the size of the left shows the great attention to detail that results in your work being so popular imo

i wanted to capture your chronic masturbation habits in the painting. all my art tells a story you know?

if that painting told any more of a story it would be in playgirl magazine under the name mike honcho

I fucking knew you were a closet v-necker.

I put v necks and skivvies in the same basket. The 90s never wear again basket.

hahahah oh wow
baked as fuck indeed
its your hometown?