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Aug 3 2016 01:07pm
When Chuck Norris was a child, his parents came and slept in his bed when they got scared
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Aug 3 2016 01:24pm
Quote (kai_jph @ 2 Aug 2016 08:26)
Expendables? :)


this:


just skip to 3:19

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#43
Aug 3 2016 01:28pm
Quote (eric838 @ Aug 3 2016 09:24pm)
this:


just skip to 3:19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik


Ah thx. I remember now :)

This post was edited by kai_jph on Aug 3 2016 01:31pm
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Aug 3 2016 01:37pm
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#45
Aug 3 2016 01:38pm
Quote (kai_jph @ 3 Aug 2016 13:28)
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter



LOL
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#46
Aug 3 2016 01:50pm
Quote (Nemy @ Aug 3 2016 08:37pm)
http://i.imgur.com/2kYgV7X.jpg


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#47
Aug 14 2016 09:59pm
jokes can literally be on you!
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#48
Aug 14 2016 10:00pm
Chuck norrises cum shot leaves exit wounds.
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#49
Aug 14 2016 10:05pm
Quote (eric838 @ Aug 3 2016 03:24pm)
this:


just skip to 3:19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik


i can't tell if his face is CGI, plastic makeup, or surgery.
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