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#41
Jul 22 2016 02:19pm
cream her coffee 4 her
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#42
Jul 23 2016 08:13am
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 22 2016 09:11am)
mfw my dlq is alwayed flexed when i detect a female presence within proximity of a 500.83 meter radius (double the distance for asian)


Gg ur cuck is 500meter
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#43
Jul 23 2016 08:58am
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 22 2016 11:11am)
mfw my dlq is alwayed flexed when i detect a female presence within proximity of a 500.83 meter radius (double the distance for asian)



You can't detect a bitch until you've had a bitch.
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#44
Aug 11 2016 02:56pm
When...
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#45
Aug 11 2016 03:12pm
picture beautiful women as someone you can talk to easily
pretend they are just another human that has problems and eats food and takes shits like everyone else
BECAUSE THEY ARE

fucking pussy on a pedestal bullshit is for the birds

glhf
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#46
Aug 11 2016 03:13pm
Quote (Condemn @ Jul 22 2016 01:03pm)
im going to start sneaking into your room while you sleep and injecting you with testosterone


Quote (Bogs @ Jul 22 2016 01:05pm)
Heh,nice euphemism for penis.


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#47
Aug 11 2016 03:34pm
Pls iso...
When...
Stop making me jelly...
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#48
Aug 11 2016 03:39pm
But then you remember you are in college and she is a barista
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#49
Aug 11 2016 03:54pm
This is now a Spider-Man thread post spidey pics
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#50
Aug 11 2016 03:54pm
need pics

you will never see her again

go back and see if u can find her 2maro
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