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Jun 24 2016 05:18pm
take this chance to give her something that her father won't be able to

write a long "birds and the bees" talk in the form of a fictional erotic story starring her parents when they had first met
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Jun 24 2016 05:22pm
Quote (Ididitfortehlulz @ 24 Jun 2016 14:54)
You were triggered the moment you saw this thread.
fuck outa here


I get that you can't stop crying about this, but again, it's because it's the same boring as shit 'omg look at me' 4chan attention whoring that has been done better and funnier by better posters. If it was actually funny or original, I'd be laughing.

But of course, you have a knee jerk reaction and just assume it's some SJW shit, because the alternative involves you having to think critically. :(
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Jun 24 2016 05:33pm
Fuck you all.
Seriously.
Fuck you all.
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Jun 24 2016 06:03pm
Quote (MillerT1meUp @ Jun 24 2016 10:44pm)
ty im getting happy :)


If I could ever see you, I'd disembowel you. Steak by steak, piece by piece while keeping you alive with catheters and tourniquetes. Mark my words.
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Quote (LordSinfriends @ Jun 24 2016 05:03pm)
If I could ever see you, I'd disembowel you. Steak by steak, piece by piece while keeping you alive with catheters and tourniquetes. Mark my words.


hey bro get money and come visit me

your just a broke keyboard warrior though trying to get my hopes up
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Jun 25 2016 01:38am
It never gets easier but you'll get tougher.
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Jun 25 2016 04:57am
Quote (dog1706 @ Jun 24 2016 08:45pm)
My shop Stewart (we in Union) and someone that I have worked with for quite sometime, we are all quite close in my shop died last week. Way to young, he was 40. I know to a lot of you that may seem old. But 40 is young to die regardless. We took up a collection for his daughter and now there is a card in front of me and being a father myself I have so many things I wish I can tell this little girl but not sure which part to say.

He was a great guy, and a blast to be around. When we talked about kids, well you can tell when someone really loves their child. And he did. I can write a book to his daughter about her dad, but I only have limited space. And I am sorry for your loss is true, but pretty fucking weak Imo. She knows we are sorry for her loss, we all went to the wake.


The shitty part of life right here man.


Ask her if she got a good drop.

But srsly.

If you're gonna say anything, talk/write to her like you would an adult.

The last thing she needs now is to have folks be condescending and treat her like an idiot that doesn't understand things about life.

Obviously, there's nothing you can do since I assume you were not close to the family so that's all I can suggest.
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Jun 25 2016 05:23am
How sad I can't believe what a bunch of dick there are on these forums hypothetical situations are one thing but a little girls dad died 5 days before fathers day and you guys think that's funny something to try and make other people laugh about you can be so strong behind your computer screen but you wouldn't dare say it to her irl your a bunch of cowards and I genuinely hate you


This post was edited by FaceDeath on Jun 25 2016 05:27am
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Jun 25 2016 05:29am
A story about times you had with her father.
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Jun 25 2016 05:29am
Quote (FaceDeath @ Jun 25 2016 11:23am)
How sad I can't believe what a bunch of dick there are on these forums hypothetical situations are one thing but a little girls dad died 5 days before fathers day and you guys think that's funny something to try and make other people laugh about you can be so strong behind your computer screen but you wouldn't dare say it to her irl your a bunch of cowards and I genuinely hate you


I IRL would ask if she got a good drop.

Ilvl 40 won't get you more than a soj though.
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