I'm not going to waste my time on losers like you dude.

seriously!

I feel so much better about myself because at one point you guys insults actually did sting a bit, but now since I know the truth, it doesn't bother me anymore.


afk doing pushups... Yes I've started a diet & a workout routine, I'll post shirtless pictures in the near future.

later

nar i'm autistic about my hair, only ever cut off the split ends. don't care if i look androgynous




you cut cause you hate yourself. it's ok dude i've done it too

Why include this? Big deal, you've started a new workout routine.

thats a viking look lad good stuff

know the truth about wut?

do u think ur better lookin that me n devil here boy? we are the playboys underneath the heavens

except he forgot to mention he eats a truck full of food. failed experiment workout over.

I thought everyone in australia was tan?

because I'm going to get mad rip bro.

you think Joe's progress pics where something?

wait till you start seeing mine, I'm already a good looking dude for my size but once I get buff & sweet, it's game over for you internet thugs.

my first order of business once I get buff & sweet is to win Ayla over and bang her on camera for you nerds to beat off too.

I'm out of here... seriously this time.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

Essick is a lot better than most of you tho, tbh