She said no genitals too.
Fml

he knows more about the internet than i do!

I would believe that lol
My six year old tells me shit I don't know sometimes I'm like "What the fuck"

my ears

so i can hear

he basically showed me how to internet tbh at about the same age lol!

i'm a fossil!

I like to think I'm pretty informed, but sometimes he's telling me about a video game or something I've never heard of and I'm like "Wait, what?"

how about eyes, i'd hate not being able to read all the stuff you folks on jsp have to say

lol i know the feel! it's like what kind of secret society have you been in to know all this crazy information young man!

I'm just getting old and left out of the loop
Too worried about preparing to deliver this baby

eyes are important ofc!

i was actually thinking about looking up some websites for blind people to get an idea of what it's like!