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#41
Apr 11 2016 03:04pm
Quote (Ididitfortehlulz @ Apr 11 2016 04:03pm)
Even hard you're still the worst lay ever.


and he would know, his b-hole looks like a cagefighters ear
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#42
Apr 11 2016 04:41pm
Never drink and drive, my friends! :D ;) XD

Always remain sober! :D ;) XD

That is what I tell my brother in law Paulie, and my sister Gertrude! :D ;) XD
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Apr 11 2016 04:43pm
Quote (JahovahWitness @ Apr 11 2016 02:41pm)
Never drink and drive, my friends! :D ;) XD

Always remain sober! :D ;) XD

That is what I tell my brother in law Paulie, and my sister Gertrude! :D ;) XD


well i agree with the don't drink and drive but not a fan of the always remain sober :P
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#44
Apr 11 2016 04:44pm
Quote (Sarz @ Apr 11 2016 05:43pm)
well i agree with the don't drink and drive but not a fan of the always remain sober :P


never have never will, to both that is
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#45
Apr 11 2016 04:45pm
Quote (Sarz @ Apr 11 2016 06:43pm)
well i agree with the don't drink and drive but not a fan of the always remain sober :P



Oh, I guess you have a point my friend! :D ;) XD

Perhaps I used the wrong words! I am not a drinker, but I guess folks who love to drink have their right! :D ;) XD

I only meant stay sober if you are going on the road, of course :D ;) XD

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Apr 11 2016 04:46pm
Quote (JahovahWitness @ Apr 11 2016 02:45pm)
Oh, I guess you have a point my friend! :D ;) XD

Perhaps I used the wrong words! I am not a drinker, but I guess folks who love to drink have their right! :D ;) XD

I only meant stay sober if you are going on the road, of course :D ;) XD


that works for me :thumbsup:
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#47
Apr 11 2016 04:48pm
Quote (Sarz @ Apr 11 2016 06:46pm)
that works for me :thumbsup:



Well I am glad to hear that! :D ;) XD

Greatly said, my friend! :D ;) XD
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#48
Apr 11 2016 05:36pm
Quote (SMcnasty @ Apr 10 2016 11:23pm)
had the worst case of whiskey dick ever last night, only second time its ever happened to me, like fml gotta try to get a round 2 with the chick to redeem myself, but the upside is she is pretty hot so even though I was like the worst lay ever it still counts


counts for you, not for her..
2 player game though

:P

I dunno i dont do that too drunk thing

glhf
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#49
Apr 11 2016 07:05pm
Never hear about anyone getting killed in drinking and driving in my area, save the person driving themself. And that's rare...and sooooo many people do it.
Think the only thing people are concerned about is getting DUI

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#50
Apr 11 2016 11:57pm
Quote (Shakti @ Apr 10 2016 09:47pm)
if 2 or more guys say it counts as a lay, it counts dillydong


says the guy dating a guy

though church does look better than some girls :|

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