He's out having sex with a pretty Asian woman as we speak.

i want true love not just s3x....

You're Pretty:

This guy isn't even good looking and he's pulling decent 6's on a troll firaga.. Wtf!!

one step at a time bro. if nothing else, dress her with cat ears + tail + long socks and tickle her till she runs out of energy

This post was edited by carteblanche on Jan 5 2015 03:22pm

on the real tho

i do'nt think any of you have been alone for as long as i have so none of u can relate

can u imagine... spending holidays alone for past decade

can u know what it feels like to be afraid to go hang out with friends who all have gfs and talk about s3x and i have nothing to say

can u know what it feels like to go to some ceremony and literally all of the friends there have gfs they bring and i have no one

i can't even remember the last time i went to movie theatre

not to mention the fact that i have never had dinner with a girl before

what really kills my mind is that the things i want in life are these simple kind of things. i have no great ambitions or desire to become a billionaire, or president, or to become world-famous. i just want the simple things like being able to go on dates and stuff and to know that i am not alone. yet it is outrageous to me that i cannot have even that, just becuz im ugly and socially inadequate. i am the most awkward human in the world, i only have 2 friends that i feel 100% comfortable with and that only happened becuz those 2 friends looked over my awkwardness and kept with me even if i was awkward and socially retarded. it took me 2 years for me to completely open up to them.

why am i like this? why was i born like this? if it takes me 2 years to open up JUST to be a friend, then how much longer is it gonna take me to open up to a girl, or which girl is even going to have enough patience to deal with my bullshit existence for over 2 years, and even then, which girl is going to accept my feelings when i do open up?

i've SRSLY liked (and i mean seriously) about 7 girls and they all said no, and it's obvious. i am ugly, i am not funny, i do not bring anything to the table as a person, and they won't want to have a bf like that.

tl;dr: my own personality is a flaw in every aspect. i have accepted that there is nothing that can save me. i will not get a gf tomorrow, or the day after. and it shall remain like this for maybe until i die.

literally the only thing that keeps me living on is the fact that i hate feeling hunger, and i eat just to quench my hunger, not becuz i actually want to live. i do'nt even have anything to live for

This post was edited by Firaga on Jan 5 2015 03:31pm

all ive could read from this was " im trolling u lol"

can you give me a yes or no answer?

first google hit on "how to find true love"
http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-14549/8-things-to-figure-out-before-you-can-find-true-love.html

you seem to have no self-confidence due to being a virgin. We can help remove that obstacle for you so you can focus on other things

This post was edited by SX-XiP on Jan 5 2015 03:34pm

i will always be there for u jonny

love doesn't exist.
it's all in your head

like i said

virginity is only the tip of the iceberg