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Whalefood
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#41
Mar 29 2011 02:31pm
Disgusting
Give me your fg
I want to be BasedPrincess
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#42
Mar 29 2011 02:32pm
Quote (Whalefood @ 29 Mar 2011 22:31)
Disgusting
Give me your fg
I want to be BasedPrincess
damn u haven't gotten it? hm i should talk with njag why the transfer hasn't work.
This post was edited by normannen on Mar 29 2011 02:32pm
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#43
Mar 29 2011 02:32pm
when i think its a girl and bam pants pulled off a dick
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#44
Mar 29 2011 02:33pm
Man bros, I hate it when a guy is fucking a girl, and den another guy comes behind da guy and just shoves it in da guy's ass and you're like okay, what is up bro? and den a third guy comes behind da second guy and makes a train, den its like okay, pretty kinky bro. Den a shemale comes behind da third guy and is like ya baby.
o wait.
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#45
Mar 29 2011 02:34pm
Quote (normannen @ Mar 29 2011 03:32pm)
damn u haven't gotten it? hm i should talk with njag why the transfer hasn't work.
Don't worry. I have faith in you and I'm sure it will go through soon.
I really appreciate it thanks
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#46
Mar 29 2011 02:35pm
Quote (EpicKPublicK @ Mar 29 2011 08:10pm)
cuz hawt gf maybe? or constant flings?
Constant "flings" maybe, hot gf? No
That cant be it though, I think my sex drive is dissapearing.
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#47
Mar 29 2011 02:36pm
Things I hate in Porn.
1. I fuckin hate P.O.V when the chick has the camera.
2. Stop busting on her face, I don't want to be reminded that I'm jacking off and watching a dude jack off on some chicks face.
3. Talking. Shut up and fuck her. nn a plot. Dude bang broad. the end.
4.When you randomly click on a flick and part way through the bitch shits on his chest.
It's like an accident scene, you cant look away and you just want to hit that red fucking X on the top right of your browser
5.Buffering. Enough said on that matter.
6.When the bitch looks like she's obviously not enjoying this.
7.Guys in the background jacking off waiting for their turn.
8. the nutsack zoom
9. When she spits
10. Annoying music in the background.
11. Twenty two minutes of foreplay. two minutes of penetration.
12. Shitty amateur porn where the guy has his camera on his dick the entire time.
13. Pulling out to whip off the condom to bust in her face. Refer to 2.
14. Bad kissing. Dont eat her fucking face dude.
15. Chicks sucking on nuts. Ouch.
In conclusion. I'm picky as hell, and just say fuck it and go get laid.
Porn is all fine and dandy when your 13-15 or so.
but at 16, go get laid.
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#48
Mar 29 2011 02:44pm
I hate it when I accidently click on a different site pop up like d2jsp when im watching porn
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#49
Mar 29 2011 03:46pm
Quote (Starfruit @ Mar 29 2011 03:53pm)
things that piss me off in porn
guy that talks or makes a lot of noises
Or when the kiss and make it personal. I hate that shit. This isn't a fucking movie bitches.
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#50
Mar 29 2011 03:47pm
Quote (Whalefood @ Mar 29 2011 03:50pm)
I hate it when I'm watching porn and the guy is fucking the girl with a condom on.
Huge turn off for me.
I'm not gay, but I don't want to see the guy's penis covered. I want to see his penis RAW and CLEARLY.
I agree with this. I want them to feel it as it should be felt. not with a gay condom on that makes you not feel shit.
This post was edited by HeyMan on Mar 29 2011 03:47pm
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