Quote (YoungReckless @ 23 Sep 2010 19:49)
I actually worked with a chef at a restaurant who told me a story about his prison days; he got a bottle of baby oil, stripped down naked, and covered his entire body. He made a bunch of racket and got some guards to rush in to his cell, then he beat the shit out of them really badly because they couldn't get a proper grip on his ass or hold him down. That's a very good technique..
There was this terrible movie based on a true story of a prisoner in Britain that constantly did that.
Quote (emiLyy @ 23 Sep 2010 19:49)
johnny.... this is serious business, you and your witty remarks won't save you this time, just... stop pretending like everything is going to be okay for you in the next 24 hours..
How are you going to run away and escape the scene of the crime with a twat so battered and sore that you can barely move your thighs?