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Quote (YoungReckless @ Sep 23 2010 07:46pm)
I didn't know giggling was gender specific, I'd giggle while stamping on your face though.


Like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.

"YOU'RE DEAD, FUCKING DEAD. YOU HEAR ME?!"
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Quote (emiLyy @ Sep 23 2010 08:51pm)
i told you awhile to go to just stop acknowledging me.


I think you mean, a while ago............ :zzz:


and I enjoy seeing ur displeasure
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Quote (YoungReckless @ 23 Sep 2010 19:49)
I actually worked with a chef at a restaurant who told me a story about his prison days; he got a bottle of baby oil, stripped down naked, and covered his entire body. He made a bunch of racket and got some guards to rush in to his cell, then he beat the shit out of them really badly because they couldn't get a proper grip on his ass or hold him down. That's a very good technique..


There was this terrible movie based on a true story of a prisoner in Britain that constantly did that.

Quote (emiLyy @ 23 Sep 2010 19:49)
johnny.... this is serious business, you and your witty remarks won't save you this time, just... stop pretending like everything is going to be okay for you in the next 24 hours..


How are you going to run away and escape the scene of the crime with a twat so battered and sore that you can barely move your thighs?
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Quote (ferf @ Sep 23 2010 08:52pm)
I think you mean, a while ago............ :zzz:


and I enjoy seeing ur displeasure


i honestly just think you're acting like a desperate virgin..
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In before Justine.
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Quote (emiLyy @ Sep 24 2010 12:51am)
i told you awhile to go to just stop acknowledging me.


Ouch, that must bring ferf back to his school days of when he was straight and tried to pick up girls.
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Come watch my ass then nigga
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Quote (emiLyy @ Sep 23 2010 08:52pm)
i honestly just think you're acting like a desperate virgin..


lol'd, clearly :(
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Ouch, that must bring ferf back to his school days of when he was straight and tried to pick up girls.


holla daddy.

Quote (JohnnyTwoTone @ Sep 23 2010 08:52pm)
How are you going to run away and escape the scene of the crime with a twat so battered and sore that you can barely move your thighs?


i roophied your drink, don't even for a second think you're getting any pleasure out of this. youngreck has helped me plot this, too..
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Quote (emiLyy @ Sep 24 2010 12:52am)
i honestly just think you're acting like a desperate virgin..


I wouldn't doubt that the poor thing has never been laid, just look at him.
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