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Aug 4 2016 10:39am
Only jerk off in public if youve got a blanket

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#32
Aug 4 2016 10:49am
Quote (DuckManParkey @ Aug 3 2016 06:07pm)
don't trust anyone not even family. You truly can't rely on anyone but yourself.


Both of my parents were extreme alcoholics, drinking 1-3 handles of vodka a day, so they didn't really teach me shit


1 handle a day...okay.

2-3? like did they go into a fucking coma?
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#33
Aug 4 2016 10:50am
I'm gonna steal this thread but better you motherfuckers don't even know
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#34
Aug 4 2016 10:58am
That you can smoke weed and still get your shit done.
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#35
Aug 4 2016 12:35pm
not to touch the stove
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#36
Aug 4 2016 12:48pm
Trust no one
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#37
Aug 4 2016 02:21pm
Manners :)
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#38
Aug 4 2016 03:05pm
Parents teach us how to eat wrong! YAY yet its so right! wuahahahah
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