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#31
Aug 2 2016 07:26am
Quote (the_rest @ Aug 2 2016 03:18pm)
"One time, I got bit by a cobra. After 3 agonizing days, the cobra died."


Expendables? :)
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#32
Aug 2 2016 08:17am
Quote (the_rest @ Aug 2 2016 02:18pm)
"One time, I got bit by a cobra. After 3 agonizing days, the cobra died."


I already vid linked him saying otherwise
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#33
Aug 3 2016 10:35am
Quote (FaceDeath @ Aug 2 2016 08:17am)
I already vid linked him saying otherwise


lies
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#34
Aug 3 2016 10:38am
If Chuck Norris ran for Governor in the state of Texas he'd win by a landslide!
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#35
Aug 3 2016 10:42am
Quote (ChuckNorris_89 @ Aug 3 2016 05:35pm)
lies



Quote (FaceDeath @ Aug 1 2016 08:48pm)
its shithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw0-ryEBsI0


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#36
Aug 3 2016 10:42am
Im gonna get you a house that round and then kick you
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#37
Aug 3 2016 10:46am
:wallbash:
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#38
Aug 3 2016 11:38am
Quote (Madmartigan @ Aug 3 2016 11:38am)
If Chuck Norris ran for Governor in the state of Texas he'd win by a landslide!


How's that a joke.... I'd move to TX just to vote for him.
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#39
Aug 3 2016 12:16pm
Chuck Norris counted to infinity
Twice.

This post was edited by Religous on Aug 3 2016 12:18pm
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#40
Aug 3 2016 12:28pm
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
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