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#31
Jul 22 2016 11:08am
Quote (Bogs @ Jul 22 2016 09:55am)
I have no idea whenever someone looks me in the eyes I take it as a sign of aggression so I floored her.


alpha as fuck
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#32
Jul 22 2016 11:08am
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 22 2016 10:05am)
tbh i dont even know :mellow:

something to do with micro and nanostructures

they saw i was asian and thought that i probably have a lot of personal experience with small structures so they hired me


Bring Legos to work, say "sup" and flex.


Do this every day until you've amassed a large enough Lego collection to build a gym. Reminder to always say "sup" and flex. When you've built the gym start doing your max weight right away. After EVERY SINGLE REP say "sup" and flex. After a year of this you'll have mastered the construction of nano structures and be able to look girls in the eye.
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#33
Jul 22 2016 11:11am
Quote (Bogs @ Jul 22 2016 06:08pm)
Bring Legos to work, say "sup" and flex.


Do this every day until you've amassed a large enough Lego collection to build a gym. Reminder to always say "sup" and flex. When you've built the gym start doing your max weight right away. After EVERY SINGLE REP say "sup" and flex. After a year of this you'll have mastered the construction of nano structures and be able to look girls in the eye.


This sounds complicated
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#34
Jul 22 2016 11:11am
Quote (Bogs @ Jul 22 2016 12:08pm)
Bring Legos to work, say "sup" and flex.


Do this every day until you've amassed a large enough Lego collection to build a gym. Reminder to always say "sup" and flex. When you've built the gym start doing your max weight right away. After EVERY SINGLE REP say "sup" and flex. After a year of this you'll have mastered the construction of nano structures and be able to look girls in the eye.



mfw my dlq is alwayed flexed when i detect a female presence within proximity of a 500.83 meter radius (double the distance for asian)
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#35
Jul 22 2016 11:12am
Quote (EnTeK @ Jul 22 2016 10:11am)
This sounds complicated


It's not. Legos are expebsive, though.

Quote (Firaga @ Jul 22 2016 10:11am)
mfw my dlq is alwayed flexed when i detect a female presence within proximity of a 500.83 meter radius (double the distance for asian)


Incorrect.
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#36
Jul 22 2016 11:17am
Quote (Bogs @ Jul 22 2016 06:12pm)
It's not. Legos are expebsive, though.



Incorrect.


Haven't bought lego in years, how expensive is lego
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#37
Jul 22 2016 11:17am
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 22 2016 12:11pm)
mfw my dlq is alwayed flexed when i detect a female presence within proximity of a 500.83 meter radius (double the distance for asian)


Use your dlq to find ppl trapped under rubble after earthquakes
You'd be a hero and every girl would want your dlq
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#38
Jul 22 2016 11:19am
Quote (EnTeK @ Jul 22 2016 10:17am)
Haven't bought lego in years, how expensive is lego


I don't know but I imagine expensive.
Quote (Happypuppy @ Jul 22 2016 10:17am)
Use your dlq to find ppl trapped under rubble after earthquakes
You'd be a hero and every girl would want your dlq


Wwow!
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#39
Jul 22 2016 11:46am
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 22 2016 12:57pm)
ow? im home early today :3


get on
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#40
Jul 22 2016 12:44pm
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