From my calculations I'd be getting a check for about $50,000

So not very much of an upgrade lol. Would be able to nearly erase my debt but that's about it.

sorry is 50k not enough money for w4nking
how much would you like?

Probably can give everyone on the world 10 bucks

Thats sick. Babies dont masturbate

id say roughly 1 trillion dollar's

Would start jackin' it 5 times a day if got paid.

Would jack it 10-20 x a day np's

Around 10$

$10 a day every day for the last 12 years isnt much of a living. But if i was getting paid i would jack off a lot fuckin more.