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Jun 16 2016 07:33pm
Quote (EmericAn @ Jun 16 2016 07:41pm)
He's mad cause he will never have a child of his own because no one in their right mind would sleep with him.


The only way he is having a child, is through surrogacy or adoption. You can't just rub two vaginas together and make a baby.
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Jun 16 2016 08:03pm
I'm guessing the name means she's gonna destroy the lives of tens of thousands of blacks in the south.

Ya know what.

I actually approve.

Ya done good Diu.

*pats head*
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Jun 16 2016 08:14pm
grats, be a 'mean mom'.

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How to be a Mean Mother

A mean mother never allows candy or sweets
to take the place of a well balanced meal.

A mean mother insists on knowing where her children
are at all times, who their friends are and what they do.

A mean mother breaks the Child Labor Law by
making her children work- washing dishes, making beds,
learning to cook and doing other cruel and unpleasant chores.

A mean mother makes life miserable for her
offspring by insisting that they always tell the truth.

A mean mother produces teenagers who are
wiser and more sensible.

A mean mother can smile with secret delight and pride
when she hears her own grandchildren call their parents "mean".

What the world needs now are more Mean Mothers.
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Jun 16 2016 08:22pm
Quote (Drakwen @ Jun 16 2016 10:44pm)
grats, be a 'mean mom'.


Nice meme mom
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Jun 16 2016 09:14pm
Best of luck!
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Jun 17 2016 09:02am
Quote (EmericAn @ Jun 16 2016 05:41pm)
He's mad cause he will never have a child of his own because no one in their right mind would sleep with him.


Irony
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Jun 17 2016 09:19am
Quote (Darkblue @ Jun 16 2016 05:00pm)
soon as it comes out, i go in


Something something hot dog something hallway....
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Jun 17 2016 09:25am
Quote (Surfpunk @ Jun 17 2016 08:19am)
Something something hot dog something hallway....


More like a hotdog down the Delaware Aqueduct
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Jun 17 2016 09:25am
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Jun 17 2016 09:25am
Quote (EmericAn @ Jun 16 2016 07:41pm)
He's mad cause he will never have a child of his own because no one in their right mind would sleep with him.


Honestly, there is a lot of ladies that don't have a mind, he still has a chance.
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