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Jun 9 2015 04:58pm
you're better off beating off
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Jun 9 2015 05:13pm
I feel very sorry for you my friend. Also for all the ignorant bullies that are posting in this topic. These poor fellas need their soul cleared! :P
In the future Johnathan I'm sure you will meet a girl that will fit you perfectly. She will truly love you for who you are. ;)
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Jun 9 2015 05:15pm
Quote (jcamp @ Jun 9 2015 06:58pm)
you're better off beating off


That is against my religious beliefs.


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I feel very sorry for you my friend. Also for all the ignorant bullies that are posting in this topic. These poor fellas need their soul cleared! :P
In the future Johnathan I'm sure you will meet a girl that will fit you perfectly. She will truly love you for who you are. ;)


Thank you for your compassion and kindness my friend. Your post truly has touched my heart Mr. Disturb... You are one of the most amazing and extraordinary human beings I have ever come across on this site and even on this planet. You made me feel a lot of better my friend...
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Jun 9 2015 05:17pm
Quote (dpalu855 @ Jun 9 2015 03:57pm)
You want some advice? Buy a god damned buttplug. Your only problem is you farted so much you traumatized a woman and surrounding customers.
Plug that shit up.


No reply?
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Jun 9 2015 05:17pm
Quote (JahovahWitness @ Jun 9 2015 04:15pm)
That is against my religious beliefs.


I couldn't even imagine.

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Jun 9 2015 05:18pm
Quote (dpalu855 @ 9 Jun 2015 18:17)
No reply?


You sir are a disgusting troll and bully.

This post was edited by Disturb on Jun 9 2015 05:18pm
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Jun 9 2015 05:20pm
Quote (dpalu855 @ Jun 9 2015 07:17pm)
No reply?


You are trying to troll me.


Quote (Powerful @ Jun 9 2015 07:17pm)
I couldn't even imagine.


I beg your pardon? Would you please elaborate the extent of your comment?


Quote (Disturb @ Jun 9 2015 07:18pm)
You sir are a disgusting troll and bully.


That man's intentions are truly reprehensible. He is a bully troll.
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Jun 9 2015 05:24pm
Quote (JahovahWitness @ Jun 9 2015 04:20pm)
I beg your pardon? Would you please elaborate the extent of your comment?


I could not imagine a like without beating off. Was not a slight against you or nothing, I respect the willpower it must require.

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Jun 9 2015 05:29pm

Quote (Powerful @ Jun 9 2015 07:24pm)
I could not imagine a like without beating off. Was not a slight against you or nothing, I respect the willpower it must require.


Thank you my friend.
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Jun 9 2015 05:32pm
Quote (JahovahWitness @ Jun 9 2015 04:29pm)
Thank you my friend.


Just read the op. That's a shitty situation and I feel for you, if she would completely try to avoid you after that then I would say she wasn't the right woman for you. On the other hand, to be perfectly honest, no one really wants to be dealing with rancid odors while they are trying to eat, and I would expect that to continue causing issued with your love life if it stays that bad. I assume you know much more about your condition and what can be done to help than I do, but if you are really that sick, I would make that my priority. I have crohn's disease so I have had my share of issues with this sort of stuff. If there is no medication that will help you, then I truly believe that very strict diet is the best thing you can do. I had a nutritionist for a while that did tests to see what foods my body would react badly to, and we were able to develop a diet that made me healthy. The diet fucking sucked mind you, and it was extremely difficult to stick to, but it made me healthy.
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