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#31
Feb 6 2012 11:13am
dont get caught nailing fruits/vegs either...

my girl still calls me a "pumpkin-fucker" from time to time ...
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#32
Feb 6 2012 11:13am
Quote (RSDXzec @ Feb 6 2012 01:12pm)
that sounds incredibly painful.


how so?
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#33
Feb 6 2012 11:14am
Quote (bloodmeal @ Feb 6 2012 11:13am)
dont get caught nailing fruits/vegs either...

my girl still calls me a "pumpkin-fucker" from time to time ...


just say "ujelly"
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#34
Feb 6 2012 11:14am
Quote (xBx @ Feb 6 2012 05:14pm)
just say "ujelly"


im jelly, cause hes makin pumkin jelly with his wang.
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#35
Feb 6 2012 11:15am
Quote (HeyMan @ Feb 7 2012 03:13am)
how so?


cucumbers are very small, and sometimes bent retardedly
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#36
Feb 6 2012 11:15am
Quote (RSDXzec @ Feb 6 2012 11:15am)
cucumbers are very small, and sometimes bent retardedly


if youre bigger then a cucumber please provide proof.
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#37
Feb 6 2012 11:16am
Quote (RSDXzec @ Feb 6 2012 01:15pm)
cucumbers are very small, and sometimes bent retardedly


cucumbers are big imo.

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#38
Feb 6 2012 11:16am
and dont try to put pre-shagged fruits back in the kitchen either... your little sister might be like

"awww theres no milk in this one :("

"the last pumpkin had about a pint of salty pumpkin milk inside :("
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#39
Feb 6 2012 11:18am
Quote (bloodmeal @ Feb 6 2012 11:16am)
and dont try to put pre-shagged fruits back in the kitchen either... your little sister might be like

"awww theres no milk in this one :("

"the last pumpkin had about a pint of salty pumpkin milk inside :("


and now im hard.
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Feb 6 2012 11:19am
Quote (xBx @ Feb 6 2012 01:18pm)
and now im hard.


proof? wait nvm
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