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#31
Jul 8 2011 05:00am
Either stop lying or tell her she's a moron for giving you such a stupid excuse.
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#32
Jul 8 2011 05:04am
it was her father obv
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#33
Jul 8 2011 05:04am
you could sue the church if it was a act of god
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#34
Jul 8 2011 05:04am
you got 2 options
1. The coat hanger trick
2. find a big iron rod and beat the living crap out of that skanky hoe and frame it on the one who fucked her.
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#35
Jul 8 2011 05:05am
Quote (313Matt @ 7 Jul 2011 20:43)
Start your own religion


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#36
Jul 8 2011 05:06am
You're fucked.
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#37
Jul 8 2011 05:10am
Maybe it's not yours
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#38
Jul 8 2011 05:16am
Quote (Act1 @ Jul 8 2011 07:10am)
Maybe it's not yours


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#39
Jul 8 2011 06:24am
Quote (MrJoshua @ 7 Jul 2011 19:42)
ive never had sex with her, she says we are both virgins


she is pregnant and is claiming it is a miracle


what do i do?


once i read that a mom from poland was 100% that her daughter got pregnant for useing the hotel they were staying at pool :O

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#40
Jul 8 2011 06:53am
any decent doc would be able to tell you if she is indeed a virgin or not
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