I'm not gonna be able to handle sleeping in the dark now... I'm gonna have to light some candles before bed. I'll oil myself down in case I get into a struggle and leave the massage oils on my night stand for protection.

F5 more

the oil is just going to lubricate my dick. lube a little more around your butthole?

giggling is for girls not women, and it's definitely not for straight guys, you must be gay.


and yeah, I bet champ

I actually worked with a chef at a restaurant who told me a story about his prison days; he got a bottle of baby oil, stripped down naked, and covered his entire body. He made a bunch of racket and got some guards to rush in to his cell, then he beat the shit out of them really badly because they couldn't get a proper grip on his ass or hold him down. That's a very good technique..

GET OUT WITH THE GAY SHIT.



johnny.... this is serious business, you and your witty remarks won't save you this time, just... stop pretending like everything is going to be okay for you in the next 24 hours..

why can't you accept me and johnny for what we are? fuck you, you close minded conservative bible fucker

nah, he knows whatsup. that's why he left snacks inside his closet for me..

s/s or it didnt happen

i told you awhile to go to just stop acknowledging me.