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Jan 23 2016 11:27am
Quote (DALTONG @ Jan 23 2016 11:53am)
I was talking to this hot girl at work and I was like 'I don't wanna work here no more' And she said 'well then quit' and I said what am I Gona do if I quit here.

She told me^ I should be a stripper, I laughed pretty good and she didn't think it was funny. Pretty sure she was serious or trying to Hit on me^


was a very fun job, I only did it for a few months, it started out as a joke but i got so many calls from my business cards that I went and worked a few parties, free drinks and surprisingly most of the chicks that hired me were decent looking sorostitutes, made something like 700 in 2 months, I only charge $50 lol
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Jan 23 2016 02:11pm
Quote (ImFat0k @ Jan 23 2016 04:27pm)
WTF. LOOKS LIKE A REAL FAG


Did you not see my guild?




Hopefully this calming sunset will sooth that butthurt.
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Jan 23 2016 02:13pm
here's my pic

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Jan 23 2016 02:48pm
Quote (GRATS @ Jan 23 2016 09:56am)
You look mad as fuck
http://i.imgur.com/kH1x1ZL.jpg


grats is furious pete's slightly downy brother.
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Jan 23 2016 03:05pm
Quote (NoneSoVile @ Jan 23 2016 04:01pm)


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Jan 23 2016 03:09pm
Quote (NoneSoVile @ Jan 23 2016 09:01pm)


He loves me
He loves me not
He loves me
He loves me not
He loves me
He loves me not.

:(



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Jan 23 2016 03:37pm
Quote (josephparker @ Jan 23 2016 02:30am)
http://i.imgur.com/FN7KelHl.jpg

Got smashed in the surf today. BBQ on the beach and a shark sniffed my friend. Eventful day.


Why wasn't I born in New Zealand?

Do you guys even have crime there? Yes, I'm being slightly sarcastic. Seriously, what is your crime rate?
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Jan 23 2016 03:45pm
Quote (ElleSensu @ Jan 23 2016 02:37pm)
Why wasn't I born in New Zealand?

Do you guys even have crime there? Yes, I'm being slightly sarcastic. Seriously, what is your crime rate?


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