Well, since we're going to be honest, I'll let you in on a secret: You're. You give me your phone number and I'll explain there.
What you offer as "proof" is very lacking. A few pictures here and there? Sure. I don't buy that. A web-cam? That's potential, but, there's always faults with even that.
Not that I care, or even think you aren't a girl. I'll never believe nor give a fuck what people think. Because deep down, I know who I am, and I know how I am.
I know that other people consist of a brain, and a "body," and that's all people will ever be. I have no problem pulling the trigger to a loaded weapon while it's aimed at somebody.
I've done it before defending somebody elses property, and I'll do it again. I shot at three boys who were vandelizing my neighbors home, and I called the cops shortly after.
But that has nothing to do with this: That's fine that you're emotional, it's easy to spot, and it's easy to fuck with. I only do it 'cause you won't quit lying.
When you quit lying, and ask me to stop, I will. Until then, I'm going to have my laughs, because, of course, as you said, "The internet's the internet, it's all jokes."

Feel free to PM me anytime you like,
Heather.
You are so batshit fucking nutty it's not even funny. I enjoy the thinly veiled threat there too and the complete bullshit involved.