Well, since we're going to be honest, I'll let you in on a secret: You're. You give me your phone number and I'll explain there.
What you offer as "proof" is very lacking. A few pictures here and there? Sure. I don't buy that. A web-cam? That's potential, but, there's always faults with even that.
Not that I care, or even think you aren't a girl. I'll never believe nor give a fuck what people think. Because deep down, I know who I am, and I know how I am.
I know that other people consist of a brain, and a "body," and that's all people will ever be. I have no problem pulling the trigger to a loaded weapon while it's aimed at somebody.
I've done it before defending somebody elses property, and I'll do it again. I shot at three boys who were vandelizing my neighbors home, and I called the cops shortly after.
But that has nothing to do with this: That's fine that you're emotional, it's easy to spot, and it's easy to fuck with. I only do it 'cause you won't quit lying.
When you quit lying, and ask me to stop, I will. Until then, I'm going to have my laughs, because, of course, as you said, "The internet's the internet, it's all jokes."
Feel free to PM me anytime you like,
Heather.