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Aug 1 2016 03:08pm
Its August 2016... I think you are like 10 years late on Chuck Norris jokes being cool
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Aug 1 2016 03:17pm
Chuck norris can finish super mario without jumping
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Aug 1 2016 03:17pm
Quote (Religous @ Aug 1 2016 04:17pm)
Chuck norris can finish super mario without jumping


LOL damn never heard that one
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Aug 1 2016 04:59pm
Quote (EmericAn @ Aug 1 2016 04:08pm)
Its August 2016... I think you are like 10 years late on Chuck Norris jokes being cool


being mean was never cool
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Aug 1 2016 05:00pm
best joke is a profile named Chuck Norris
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Aug 1 2016 09:53pm
Chuck norris got his ass handed to him by bruce lee

Not everythings a joke
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Aug 1 2016 11:27pm
Didn't read, but it's definitely the WND article he wrote where he tried to use his newfound (at the time) internet celebrity top promote Jesus

ETA found it!

http://mobile.wnd.com/2006/10/38499/

A highlight:

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Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”
It’s funny. It’s cute. But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: It’s not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live.
We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

By the way, without him, I don’t have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you.


This post was edited by AiNedeSpelCzech on Aug 1 2016 11:30pm
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Aug 2 2016 04:38am
Chuck Norris once took a vacation to The Virgin Islands.
When he came back it was just The Islands.
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Aug 2 2016 07:18am
Quote (Powerful @ 1 Aug 2016 21:54)
i want to know what Chuck Norris' favorite Chuck Norris joke is


"One time, I got bit by a cobra. After 3 agonizing days, the cobra died."
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