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#21
Jul 25 2016 08:32am
Quote (Comus @ Jul 25 2016 08:27am)
If this is true I feel sorry for you son


Its okay, dad.
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#22
Jul 25 2016 08:37am
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 25 2016 04:16pm)
is it better to always fail or never fail...


Always fail. At least you can say you tried
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#23
Jul 25 2016 08:39am
Quote (PlayingAJoKeR @ Jul 25 2016 09:18am)
Why is this fagt still on these forums?



i already promised everyone that the moment i get a gf i will exile myself from the forums forever...
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#24
Jul 25 2016 10:03am
Quote (Comus @ Jul 25 2016 10:10am)
We picked up a bag and then I got hit with a dose by a kid who trucked us over to the motel where we met up with a honey who was an honest 9 with an ass that was a 10 so i holla'd at 'er and she got in the car and sat right there down on my lap and we cruised off to greener pastures yeeeeeeeeeee


this seems vaguely familiar...

This post was edited by bl4ckw1dow on Jul 25 2016 10:03am
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#25
Jul 25 2016 10:06am
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 25 2016 10:39am)
i already promised everyone that the moment i get a gf i will exile myself from the forums forever...


try this:

walk up, make a nice comment about her clothes, hair, etc. then just walk away. i bet u 1 in 5 will stop u from walking away and start a conversation (depending on your looks).
works for me at any club/bar where they are usually horny as fk

edit: i hope this gets u a female cuz u being depressed the past year in GC is getting old

This post was edited by bl4ckw1dow on Jul 25 2016 10:15am
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#26
Jul 25 2016 10:07am
Quote (CenturyLink @ Jul 25 2016 09:54am)
Seriously fuck off, pathetic excuse for a "male"


:unsure:
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#27
Jul 25 2016 10:24am
Quote (bl4ckw1dow @ 25 Jul 2016 08:06)
try this:

walk up, make a nice comment about her clothes, hair, etc. then just walk away. i bet u 1 in 5 will stop u from walking away and start a conversation (depending on your looks).
works for me at any club/bar where they are usually horny as fk

edit: i hope this gets u a female cuz u being depressed the past year in GC is getting old


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Lol lol lol
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#28
Jul 25 2016 10:25am
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 25 2016 02:50pm)
bringing to school a packed lunch :santa:

when can i share it with a girl...


If only you had a manikin to practice lunch with, you would have the confidence to have lunch with a real girl in no time
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#29
Jul 25 2016 10:26am
If only...
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#30
Jul 25 2016 10:30am
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Jul 25 2016 11:24am)
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Lol lol lol



lol'd as well...
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