LMFAO U GUYS WONT BELIEVE IT!

i turned it off and on and now it works...

stick your phone directly in power outlet

off an on... huh... sounds about right. turning your phone off and on is a recommended procedure on just about every topic on apple support page

Youd think this would be a priority fix...dont know shit about iphones but a problem persisting for 3-4 gens is retarded