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Jul 11 2016 06:06pm
'I want to fuck an underage girl, so I'm going to get friend zoned by her mom.'

What could go wrong?
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Jul 11 2016 06:09pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Jul 11 2016 04:06pm)
'I want to fuck an underage girl, so I'm going to get friend zoned by her mom.'

What could go wrong?


Well she's not underage and I want to be friends with the mom.

Don't see anything wrong with it. If I don't catch this girl some other dude will.
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Quote (aaron9999 @ Jul 10 2016 07:58pm)
I was on the public bus and this trashy white lady and her daughter got on. It was me them two and another mother with like a 6 year old boy ( this mom was ugly to )

Anyways the trashy mothers daughter was fucking 10/10 on tits and ass. She fucking had yoga pants on I was starting to get a boner... this girl literally could do high end porn. The trashy mom was on phone and being loud talking to a guy... she was begging him to let her use his car and telling him how much she cares for him and how she wants to hang out and why he ignores her.

I just watched her daughter sit there.... and I won't ever see her again. So when,the mom was off the phone I asked her of she knowsif any subway or other places to eat... we talked for a bit and I told her I'm down here looking at apartments and was moving here to start a new job. She asks me where I was going to work I told her.

We talked for a bit more she told me about the apartments she lives at with her daughter and younger son. I find out the daughters name and age she is 17. Me and the mom keep talking and she offers me her number and welcomed me to the city and offered to hang out some time. I took her number and we agreed to hang out. Her daughter wished me luck on finding an apartment and they got off.


I literally had a hard on with her yoga pants her hair was a mess but everything about her was a amazing.


They looked like a poor trashy family and mother seemed rather desperate.

Going to hang out with the mom next weekend and keep it friendly. My lease is up in a month might just move over there if the hang out is rather friendly. The mom looked like desperate trash and I bet if I bought the daughter a few things she would know I'm a cool guy


Anyways just really fcking happy


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Jul 11 2016 06:27pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ 12 Jul 2016 12:06)
'I want to fuck an underage girl, so I'm going to get friend zoned by her mom.'

What could go wrong?


not underage
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Jul 11 2016 06:29pm
Quote (aaron9999 @ Jul 10 2016 06:58pm)
I was on the public bus and this trashy white lady and her daughter got on. It was me them two and another mother with like a 6 year old boy ( this mom was ugly to )

Anyways the trashy mothers daughter was fucking 10/10 on tits and ass. She fucking had yoga pants on I was starting to get a boner... this girl literally could do high end porn. The trashy mom was on phone and being loud talking to a guy... she was begging him to let her use his car and telling him how much she cares for him and how she wants to hang out and why he ignores her.

I just watched her daughter sit there.... and I won't ever see her again. So when,the mom was off the phone I asked her of she knowsif any subway or other places to eat... we talked for a bit and I told her I'm down here looking at apartments and was moving here to start a new job. She asks me where I was going to work I told her.

We talked for a bit more she told me about the apartments she lives at with her daughter and younger son. I find out the daughters name and age she is 17. Me and the mom keep talking and she offers me her number and welcomed me to the city and offered to hang out some time. I took her number and we agreed to hang out. Her daughter wished me luck on finding an apartment and they got off.


I literally had a hard on with her yoga pants her hair was a mess but everything about her was a amazing.


They looked like a poor trashy family and mother seemed rather desperate.

Going to hang out with the mom next weekend and keep it friendly. My lease is up in a month might just move over there if the hang out is rather friendly. The mom looked like desperate trash and I bet if I bought the daughter a few things she would know I'm a cool guy


Anyways just really fcking happy


What if she is really 16 are you over 18? isnt that illegal, not hating just asking.

This post was edited by impdemon on Jul 11 2016 06:31pm
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Jul 11 2016 06:30pm
tldr but cool - texted her yet?
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Jul 11 2016 06:30pm
So we are encouraging a rapist to text the mother of his victim?


SERIOUSLY??? AFK PM'ING A MOD
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Jul 11 2016 06:32pm
Quote (Reset @ 11 Jul 2016 16:27)
not underage


Look, when you have to argue legal technicalities to tell me that a girl isn't underage because of jurisdiction, you really just need to stop yourself before you make the mistake of opening your mouth, let's be real. :(
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Jul 11 2016 06:33pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Jul 12 2016 01:32am)
Look, when you have to argue legal technicalities to tell me that a girl isn't underage because of jurisdiction, you really just need to stop yourself before you make the mistake of opening your mouth, let's be real. :(


He said she's 17 and now he says she is not underage. Sure, and I still have hair in my head.

Gtfo reported

This post was edited by LordSinfriends on Jul 11 2016 06:35pm
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Jul 11 2016 06:34pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ 11 Jul 2016 20:32)
Look, when you have to argue legal technicalities to tell me that a girl isn't underage because of jurisdiction, you really just need to stop yourself before you make the mistake of opening your mouth, let's be real. :(


If it's legal its legal. Consent under the law is fine no matter what anyone thinks. You can have whatever opinion you want and it doesn't mean shit.

Though, personally, I like older woman B).
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