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#21
Jul 6 2016 06:40am
stop making me depressed...
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#22
Jul 6 2016 06:50am
I'd wait two and a half more minutes, then walk up to this hot chick setting to the left of me at work and squeeze her tits like no tomorrow. If she tries to fight me off, I'll just keep on squeezing and squeezing, until the moment I drop dead.

The fact that I molested her will be overshadowed by the fact that everyone thinks she killed me. Win-win situation, I die with pride.
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#23
Jul 6 2016 07:06am
say goodbye to a few people
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Jul 6 2016 07:07am
Quote (Nathan @ Jul 6 2016 03:06pm)
say goodbye to a few people


10/10 for style
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#25
Jul 6 2016 07:07am
i would do what post#22 said
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#26
Jul 6 2016 07:09am
Quote (Firaga @ Jul 6 2016 06:07am)
i would do what post#22 said


if you squeeze too hard she'll die before you do...
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#27
Jul 6 2016 07:11am
Quote (Nathan @ Jul 6 2016 03:09pm)
if you squeeze too hard she'll die before you do...


With Firaga's muscles I'm not really worried
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#28
Jul 6 2016 07:13am
Quote (howtodisappearcompletely @ Jul 6 2016 06:11am)
With Firaga's muscles I'm not really worried


pretty sure firaga is an elite athlete
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#29
Jul 6 2016 07:43am
Kill Firaga before I go
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Jul 6 2016 07:50am
Quote (Nathan @ Jul 6 2016 06:13am)
pretty sure firaga is an elite athlete


He is a super genius.
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