Of You Were Now Given Ten Dollars - Topic

wheniwassevenishotacheetah

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#21

Jul 4 2016 01:19pm

Quote (b00bs @ Jul 4 2016 02:04pm)

Don't jelly my friend

I wish for nothing more than to be the jar of petroleum jelly that sits on your nightstand.

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#22

Jul 4 2016 01:21pm

Quote (wheniwassevenishotacheetah @ Jul 4 2016 01:19pm)

I wish for nothing more than to be the jar of petroleum jelly that sits on your nightstand.

There ye go being jelly
I like it. I might have to use you right now

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#23

Jul 4 2016 01:26pm

Quote (pussymoneyweed @ Jul 4 2016 01:56pm)

ah the power of rubbing one out, really clears the head!

Fixed that for you

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#24

Jul 4 2016 01:29pm

Calculated mine for 11 yrs and the total $ is 66k

wheniwassevenishotacheetah

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#25

Jul 4 2016 01:32pm

Quote (penoyman @ Jul 4 2016 02:29pm)

Calculated mine for 11 yrs and the total $ is 66k

Wanking once per waking hour, getting your 7.5-8 hours of sleep per day. That's commendable.

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#26

Jul 4 2016 01:36pm

a shit load of money wud be made roflffmaoo

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#27

Jul 4 2016 01:36pm

Quote (wheniwassevenishotacheetah @ Jul 4 2016 04:02pm)

Wanking once per waking hour, getting your 7.5-8 hours of sleep per day. That's commendable.

Thats not sleep, his body is dehydrated and has to absorb mattress sweat

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#28

Jul 4 2016 01:39pm

i once heard monis money what can i say. not me to say.

wheniwassevenishotacheetah

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#29

Jul 4 2016 01:40pm

Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Jul 4 2016 02:36pm)

Thats not sleep, his body is dehydrated and has to absorb mattress sweat

He's not a monster.. whackin' it on his bed.. gross. You sleep on beds, not masturbate, sheesh.

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#30

Jul 4 2016 01:54pm

Quote (serialj0e @ Jul 4 2016 08:39pm)

i once heard monis money what can i say. not me to say.

your posts are like fingernails on the chalkboard of my brain

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