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Jul 3 2016 04:12pm
Quote (EmericAn @ 3 Jul 2016 09:29)
I was a Major, special ops. In fact, I lead the team that raided and killed Osama. Then after I retired and awarded godless amounts of medals, the president gave me 1 billion dollars for being so damn awesome. Then every beautiful woman in Hollywood begged me to have sex with them. And now I was just signed by and NFL team to be their starting qb.

My life so much better than yours


Ya then you'd know Osama isn't dead nor was his body cast to sea.
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Jul 3 2016 04:23pm
Quote (MaliceMizer @ Jul 3 2016 11:12pm)
Ya then you'd know Osama isn't dead nor was his body cast to sea.


do you just jump on every conspiracy theory?
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Jul 3 2016 04:44pm
stop making me jelly...
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Jul 3 2016 04:56pm
Quote (M240B @ Jul 4 2016 12:09am)
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lmfao. nice Cuffs
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Jul 3 2016 05:19pm
when people post about sex,drugs,money,girls, on gc i'm like:
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Jul 3 2016 05:30pm
Quote (SecSee @ Jul 4 2016 12:19am)
when people post about sex,drugs,money,girls, on gc i'm like: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/lewie4/gifs/dt-hahahaha.gif


You mean maniac like a bipolar disordered patient?

This post was edited by LordSinfriends on Jul 3 2016 05:30pm
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Jul 3 2016 05:36pm
Quote (LordSinfriends @ Jul 4 2016 11:30am)
You mean maniac like a bipolar disordered patient?


i laugh too hard i have an off-set heart attack.
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Jul 3 2016 06:09pm
Quote (FaceDeath @ Jul 3 2016 10:23pm)
do you just jump on every conspiracy theory?


He probably has a conspiracy theory about that.
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Jul 3 2016 06:17pm
Quote (SecSee @ Jul 4 2016 12:36am)
i laugh too hard i have an off-set heart attack. https://media.giphy.com/media/tDoUOJ7Ng8S5i/giphy.gif


Oprah got Mace Windu'd


LOL I dont know if you guys will understand me, but I made myself auto-lol

This post was edited by LordSinfriends on Jul 3 2016 06:17pm
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Jul 3 2016 06:49pm
Quote (SecSee @ Jul 3 2016 06:19pm)
when people post about sex,drugs,money,girls, on gc i'm like: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/lewie4/gifs/dt-hahahaha.gif


don't like sex, drugs, money, or girls?
those things are all great
why wouldn't you wanna talk about them, even if the person is full of it.
all I see when people call threads like this out is insecurity
who cares if he's lying, you have no way to know (unless you do, in which case derp me).
might as well join the fun
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