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Guinea pigs stink and ferrets do as well unless they are descented. If you want a caged animal, go with the rat. They can be really nice when properly socialized and are really smart. If you want an animal not in a cage, get a cat. Low maintenance when it comes to feeding and cleaning the box but depending on the personality could demand a lot of attention.

Rockeet doge

No birds? lol

Parrots are nice

He said small pet

Small dogs are for noobs

Your idea of a small dog and my idea of a small dog is clearly different.

Toy dogs and small dogs are different

Less then 50 pounds can gtfo

i would say rat
they're very smart and sociable if you can get past the rat stigma

reason I don't do rat is because I saw what they can do. They are predators for such size, and does scratch more than other small pets, more chance to get black plague. Above that would be guinea pig, ferrets, gerbils, then to cat, dog. Rat eat meat too so I am looking for a pet that eat things that doesn't stink them up. It sucks cause only vegetable eating one is guinea pig, all others are meat eaters, If you suggest a meat eater, then atleast tell me one that doesn't require to eat meat all the time.

Catch yourself a NekoSama, they are kind of loud and stink but you'd always have a reason to laugh.