I'd be gay and he'd be dead so naturally I'd shag his corpse

throw a martini in his face

Right, which I outlined the actual reasons that the vast majority of people would be responding with, like dro's hilarious mess.

Punched all the bullets out of the air. Duh



Owow, half your wish came true already :3


























Jk pls don't hit me

This post was edited by Fizzle on Jun 13 2016 03:01pm

Woo go fizzle!

telestomp him with my blessed hammers

popped a molly

chickenmod @ 1 hunna lad come at me

My taste for rotting corpses doesn't define who I am, ok?