A timeless and classic excuse.

its what ur mom said

I will learn

sounds like loser shit to me

I cant imagine being so poor and too lazy to work that id resort to stealing change out of peoples cars. I would have shot on site.

My oldest sister is a lawyer. Lmk.

My friend I suggest to try and refrain from doing that ever again, I am sure you know now my friend.

Best of luck and I know you're a good guy deep down original poster, I've read your posts and know you're a good man.

We all make mistakes, I myself am a man whose man many mistakes. We as people learn from them of course, so good luck my friend.