Quote (jackherer @ May 31 2016 05:17am)
Hate when motherfuckas recommend 'Chinese food ' to me motherfucka I don't eat that shit and never will so go play with my sweet and sour balls they probably use rat piss as oil to make your food you fishy fucks need to beat it this is year 2016 half of us are gay the other half is unidentifiedsexual which means the sexuality isn't confirmed yet so we need to come together and raise our hands and say no to Chinese food!
The ones that don't ? probs eat that shit everyday whilst drinking beer playing supermario world jerking their cock with the joystick controller because it makes you feel good fuck Chinese food it's disgusting and your all gonna die because the chemtrails are coming for your sweet and sour balls u can run but you can't be ungay!
I got a joke for all yall ayyyyses a Gay jew a Indian taxi driver and African plumber walk into a bar what happens? Nothing happens they alll say they forgot they're wallets and walk out immediately
Five years ago I was diagnosed with breast cancer three years later I had no breasts left now I just have flat ironed chest if you don't believe me come to my room and I'll show you but I'm only available for limited time because I am busy burning dustbins and kicking people's doors and running away in my spare time
One day your gonna wake up and thank me for bringing your ayyyyysee that funky raw shittt and say hey that non gay guy jackherer was right!
Today's a 'How do I turn this TV on'? Tuesday Indian newsagents for alllll and Indians working inside the newsagents for nonneeeee
overcompensation, i bet he likes cawk