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May 22 2016 04:06pm
The thing is allright you getting some ass maybe 3 out of 7. But do they wear thongs or do anal... ?
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Jun 11 2016 09:31pm
Quote (Boniface @ May 22 2016 10:06pm)
The thing is allright you getting some ass maybe 3 out of 7. But do they wear thongs or do anal... ?


Two did and it's hard to get it in the rear.

Petite gals are usually not made for my kinda girth.

But oh gawd when I do manage to finagle my donger into their patootie... thier spasms finish me off with the force of a quadrillion exploding red hypergiants.

Now let me say this.

If all buttholes feel like those buttholes, I can imagine why guys go 110% gay.

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Jun 11 2016 09:54pm
Quote (NekoSama @ Jun 11 2016 11:31pm)
Now let me say this.

If all buttholes feel like those buttholes, I can imagine why guys go 110% gay.


buttholes do feel better than vaginas in general. They stay tighter, regain their tightness more quickly between rounds, you don't have to worry about pregnancy and you get the added bonus of knowing it is uncomfortable for her (the gasps, groans and looks on her face really add to the man's arousal).

The only downside is that they are not self-lubricating, so that can be a hassle.
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Jun 11 2016 10:53pm
My work manager writes a heart next to my name when she is doing her checks. P sure she wants me to lick her butthole.
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Jun 11 2016 10:55pm
Quote (NekoSama @ Jun 11 2016 07:31pm)
Two did and it's hard to get it in the rear.

Petite gals are usually not made for my kinda girth.

But oh gawd when I do manage to finagle my donger into their patootie... thier spasms finish me off with the force of a quadrillion exploding red hypergiants.

Now let me say this.

If all buttholes feel like those buttholes, I can imagine why guys go 110% gay.


Wow :rolleyes:
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Jun 11 2016 11:08pm
Quote (MaliceMizer @ Jun 11 2016 09:53pm)
My work manager writes a heart next to my name when she is doing her checks. P sure she wants me to lick her butthole.


don't do it. i'm currently fucking my boss and am now seeing a shrink
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Jun 11 2016 11:17pm
Quote (MaliceMizer @ 12 Jun 2016 16:53)
My work manager writes a heart next to my name when she is doing her checks. P sure she wants me to lick her butthole.


do it
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Jun 12 2016 02:14am
Quote (NekoSama @ 22 May 2016 07:16)
I've had at least 7 so far this year who wanted a private meating with me.

Discuss your escapades.

Not you Firaga.

We already know ur so jealous.


Wait, you talk about getting laid as much as you do and your average is slightly better than one per month?

Jesus Christ, man. :(
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Jun 12 2016 10:11am
men easy women complicated
wouldn't work any other way
fucking hate women
but they got that bum and boobies and vagina
so they control all
glhf
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