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Apr 13 2016 07:41pm
Quote (NekoSama @ Apr 14 2016 01:39am)
What good is giving away cash if food stamps can't be cashed.


against the law, pro tip, for you food stamp people.

take it into a mexican shop (oh no im racist) and say hey here r these foodstamps, theres 200 dollars on there.. i'll take 120.00 for it

they did it when i was strugglin'
they love it when that happens cuz they support their fam on that sht
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Apr 13 2016 07:51pm
Quote (spoofdaboss @ Apr 14 2016 01:41am)
against the law, pro tip, for you food stamp people.

take it into a mexican shop (oh no im racist) and say hey here r these foodstamps, theres 200 dollars on there.. i'll take 120.00 for it

they did it when i was strugglin'
they love it when that happens cuz they support their fam on that sht


What I'm saying is that in a world where there is no government, food stamps are useless.

Cash is useless.

Gold and diamonds are probably useless because people are thinking about surviving, not lookin purdy.
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Apr 13 2016 07:59pm
First of all, I'd be grateful as fuck that i still have my vision

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Apr 13 2016 11:03pm
Quote (Pharaohmon @ Apr 14 2016 01:59am)
First of all, I'd be grateful as fuck that i still have my vision


IKR.

Could have just as easily e red up like everyone else in this theoretical situation.

That being said, imagine all the stupid deaths that would occur in the first 24 hours.

Tripping down stairs, falling off curbs, drowning cuz can't see where you're going, etcetera.
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Apr 13 2016 11:52pm
Quote (ChronFather420 @ Apr 14 2016 12:45am)
I would rape so many people. CAN YOU IDENTIFY YOUR ASSAILANT!? NO YOU SURE AS FUCK CANT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I lol'd
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Apr 14 2016 06:00am
grocery stores would become the new capitals. I'd just go there, chill out, start recording and organizing every blind person that came along into a large refugee camp that extended throughout the parking lot and nearby streets. We'd just wait there until another group came along. If I was able to setup a camp that run well enough on its own, perhaps I could leave it set off in search of other camps.

Oh, and definitely grab 2 or 3 of the hottest blind chicks I could find to be my 'personal assistants'.

This post was edited by kayeto on Apr 14 2016 06:05am
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Apr 14 2016 07:55am
Find the hottest chicks and tell them I look like Tatum but taller
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Apr 14 2016 07:56am
Quote (ChronFather420 @ 13 Apr 2016 16:45)
I would rape so many people. CAN YOU IDENTIFY YOUR ASSAILANT!? NO YOU SURE AS FUCK CANT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


This does not surprise me. :(
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Apr 14 2016 08:02am
Not much would change, life would be even easier..
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Apr 14 2016 02:03pm
only about 70k people who can see, humanity is doomed
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