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Apr 10 2016 10:15pm
Quote (Darkblue @ Apr 10 2016 11:11pm)
I can bang it out for 2 hours as is, the booze dick doesn't help. Especially if I have to wear a condom, would give me the same sensation as poking her with a strap-on. Lel


literally only worn a condom 1 time in my life, yolo, still std free and baby free literally got checked last week lol
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Apr 10 2016 10:16pm
Quote (SMcnasty @ Apr 10 2016 08:27pm)
ive already got balls, just ask your mom, they've slapped against her chin quite a bit


lol rekt
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Apr 10 2016 10:21pm
Quote (SMcnasty @ Apr 11 2016 12:15am)
literally only worn a condom 1 time in my life, yolo, still std free and baby free literally got checked last week lol


you been sticking it to the cleans then eh. gotta keep that standard up. otherwise BAM, herpes. BAM chlamydia...that ones passed around sooo often, I've gotten it like 3-4 times. anyone that I have a candid convo with says about the same too, least had it once

where's the pic of the bitty that you need to redeem yourself with anyways, I need visuals
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Apr 10 2016 10:25pm
Jeebus, the complete lack of responsible behavior in this thread is over 9000.
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Apr 10 2016 10:26pm
Quote (Surfpunk @ Apr 10 2016 09:25pm)
Jeebus, the complete lack of responsible behavior in this thread is over 9000.


i had responsibility once
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Apr 10 2016 10:27pm
Quote (xyzamp @ Apr 10 2016 11:26pm)
i had responsibility once


then i took a 80cc to the knee
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Apr 11 2016 12:42am
Quote (Darkblue @ Apr 10 2016 11:21pm)
you been sticking it to the cleans then eh. gotta keep that standard up. otherwise BAM, herpes. BAM chlamydia...that ones passed around sooo often, I've gotten it like 3-4 times. anyone that I have a candid convo with says about the same too, least had it once

where's the pic of the bitty that you need to redeem yourself with anyways, I need visuals


i'll work on this
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Apr 11 2016 01:05am
First rule of picking up chicks: don't get drunk.
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Apr 11 2016 01:08am
Quote (howtodisappearcompletely @ Apr 11 2016 02:05am)
First rule of picking up chicks: don't get drunk.


too many 8 turn into 5s ?
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Apr 11 2016 01:10am
Quote (SMcnasty @ Apr 10 2016 07:23pm)
had the worst case of whiskey dick ever last night, only second time its ever happened to me, like fml gotta try to get a round 2 with the chick to redeem myself, but the upside is she is pretty hot so even though I was like the worst lay ever it still counts


nice 5cm dick. weak.
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