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Jul 1 2015 06:28pm
Quote (Beowulf @ Jul 1 2015 07:24pm)
Crap JW I feel like I turned your thread to shit

My mood has been really irregular lately and i am sorry I allowed my poopy puns to defecate on this serious problem you have

Would you be willing to search the bowels of your soul to find forgiveness for a potty mouth like me?


:rofl:

This one's too good.
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Jul 1 2015 06:32pm
Quote (SecSee @ Jul 1 2015 04:24pm)
attack helicopter?


im not a helicopter
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Jul 1 2015 06:53pm
how much do you weigh



yesterday i ate a half order of fries at work then after work i smoked like 5 blunts that night.. ate a salad at a bar
got home at 3am i didnt eat again until like 1pm.. i ate half a pack of oatmeal.. i havnt eatin since that oatmeal
and im in hunger pain atm but im prob not gonna eat for another hour or so.


ive always been like this i can eat alot if i want to but i can also not eat much at all for days at a time

ive always been small i think this plays a huge part in it

This post was edited by JQo on Jul 1 2015 07:01pm
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Jul 1 2015 06:58pm
Quote (JQo @ Jul 1 2015 08:53pm)
how much do you weigh


I lost weight.

A while back about year ago I was in the 400's. Then I lost weight and became stagnant for months.

However when I went into nursing home my current weight was 387. Now thanks to my nurse Carol I am at 371. (Weighed the other day)

Which actually makes me curious and questions me to now that I weigh less, how come the toilet broke?
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Jul 1 2015 06:59pm
Quote (JahovahWitness @ Jul 1 2015 08:58pm)
I lost weight.

A while back about year ago I was in the 400's. Then I lost weight and became stagnant for months.

However when I went into nursing home my current weight was 387. Now thanks to my nurse Carol I am at 371. (Weighed the other day)

Which actually makes me curious and questions me to now that I weigh less, how come the toilet broke?


go for walks and stuff to lose weight
also eat healthier B)
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Jul 1 2015 06:59pm
Quote (Whiskers @ Jul 1 2015 08:59pm)
go for walks and stuff to lose weight
also eat healthier B)



I try my friend a few months ago Ernie and I would walk the block. I could only do half a mile and then I was done. That boy has never ending energy. ;) :D
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Jul 1 2015 07:01pm
private outhouse :)
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Jul 1 2015 07:09pm
Quote (4950 @ Jul 1 2015 06:07pm)
Fucking Carol...


lol'd
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Jul 1 2015 07:12pm
Quote (Sarz @ Jul 1 2015 09:01pm)
private outhouse :)


You know my friend that is a good idea but unfortunately the severity of my stomach issues occur at a quick rate. And I won't make it to an outhouse by the time I am actually able to get up and move. ;) :D
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Jul 1 2015 07:16pm
Did you twat you cock or balls in between the broken toilet seat when slipping/falling off?
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