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Aug 6 2012 10:38pm
Quote (Jacobbc2 @ Aug 6 2012 11:36pm)
I don't even want to find love. I want to convince her to get an abortion, and never have sex again. Are vasectomies expensive? And do you have to be 18 to get one?


ok now you're just being funny. :P
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Aug 6 2012 10:39pm
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Aug 6 2012 10:40pm
Quote (UsernamePending @ Aug 6 2012 08:38pm)
That's a bit too drastic, man...You're in a frame of mind right now, think before you act. You're definitely going to regret this later. No matter how bad this is, it'll blow over.


I've wanted a vasectomy since I learned what they do.
I don't ever want kids, I grew up without parents, i've had a shitty life, and know for a fact I wouldn't make a good dad.
I don't want to fuck up someone else's life. I've already fucked up my own.
Fucking random whores, doing drugs, I don't have a job yet and i've already made a shitload of decisions that someone my age shouldn't be making.
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Aug 6 2012 10:41pm
Just try to ease her into an abortion dog. Or just put that bitch on teen mom and get that scrillamail
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Aug 6 2012 10:42pm
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Quote (Jacobbc2 @ Aug 6 2012 11:40pm)
I've wanted a vasectomy since I learned what they do.
I don't ever want kids, I grew up without parents, i've had a shitty life, and know for a fact I wouldn't make a good dad.
I don't want to fuck up someone else's life. I've already fucked up my own.
Fucking random whores, doing drugs, I don't have a job yet and i've already made a shitload of decisions that someone my age shouldn't be making.


retard with a nyan cat for avatar posting on a gaming forum about how fucked up his life is and how his mommy and daddy never loved him.

do us all a favor.



e: and im not trolling. I actually mean it. Idiot.

This post was edited by ElCubanito on Aug 6 2012 10:45pm
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Aug 6 2012 10:44pm
You guys need to procure a hasty abortion. The abortion pill is quick and dirty, she won't even need a procedure.
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Aug 6 2012 10:44pm
Quote (Jacobbc2 @ Aug 7 2012 04:40am)
I've wanted a vasectomy since I learned what they do.
I don't ever want kids, I grew up without parents, i've had a shitty life, and know for a fact I wouldn't make a good dad.
I don't want to fuck up someone else's life. I've already fucked up my own.
Fucking random whores, doing drugs, I don't have a job yet and i've already made a shitload of decisions that someone my age shouldn't be making.


sound's like you need to listen to some eminem to get out of your emo stage.
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Aug 6 2012 10:44pm
In most states you have to be 18 to get an abortion without parent consent. Some adults are going to figure out about this.
Also, seems that even though you realize your a shithead your still a shithead. Use this kid as a chance to make things right with yourself.


Quote (Against @ 7 Aug 2012 00:44)
You guys need to procure a hasty abortion. The abortion pill is quick and dirty, she won't even need a procedure.


You sound experienced.

Lol this reminds me of a time this girl was heads over heels with me. Did basically everything she could to try to get me to go out with her.
A few days after I rejected her she went to a party and texted me that she got hit-up. Lol. Some people are just sad.

This post was edited by ChrisKz on Aug 6 2012 10:45pm
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Quote (ElCubanito @ Aug 6 2012 08:42pm)
http://newyorkemploymentlawattorneys.com/files/2011/11/Noose.jpg


Thought about it.

I wouldn't go for nooses though, there are much less painful alternatives. And less gruesome.
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Thought about it.

I wouldn't go for nooses though, there are much less painful alternatives. And less gruesome.


read the edit.
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