"DOES HE LOOK - LIKE A BITCH?!?"
"NO!"
"Then why you try and fuck him like a bitch?"

''IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF COLONEL SANDERS, ''I'M TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN'' ''

''I dont know what to do with my hands''

-Ricky bobby in talladega nights

This post was edited by xXxWSNxXx on Apr 23 2012 10:28am

''Il be back'' - Arnold Schwarzenegger (in bassicly every movie he has a part in)

"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!" - Team America

what about from tv..

Peter Griffin "Lois fat men are not fat only fat women are fat"

lol full metal jacket - "Private Pile DO YOU SUCK SUCK DICK?! NO SIR! BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE"

This post was edited by cowmissil on Apr 23 2012 10:51am

"The things you own, end up owning you."

Cursed be the ground for our sake. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for us. For out of the ground we were taken, for the dust we are... and to the dust we shall return
-
Book of Eli
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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
-
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. " - Maximus, from Gladiator