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Oct 30 2011 02:06pm
god will punish you for torturing and sexually abusing innocent plastic bottles

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Oct 30 2011 02:08pm
Quote (HighschoolTurd @ Oct 30 2011 09:02pm)
i actually just get a fred meyer/safeway sack and a roll and go hide in the backyard under the bushes, lol so people/neighbors cant see me how there windows while im squatting


Be glad ur place isn't snowy lol. ur ass would freeze haha :P
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Oct 30 2011 02:10pm
Quote (HighschoolTurd @ Oct 30 2011 02:15pm)
Lol, so I quit masterbating for about 5days (cause sexual sin is bad/etc) my life is so much better when I don't commit sexual sin, but tonight I had a lucid dream of me at a hotel and some girl (apparently my girlfriend) was sleeping next to my bed and we like talked for 2-3hours and like apparently she wanted to have "sex" but I told her no, because we were not married, and then like I remember her crawling over to my bed, but then I don't remember the rest of the dream? and (I hope I didn't have sex with her would be bad) but I kept on sleeping a good night, so I Am not sure if If I did, but im glad I don't know, and yeah, for all you people with sexual sin I suggest you stop it now, it's not worth it and it will kill eventually make your life a living disaster IMO,

just wanted to share this story with u all thanks


Never having sex is whats going to kill you in my opinion.
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Oct 30 2011 02:12pm
Quote (carmelhockey @ 30 Oct 2011 13:10)
Never having sex is whats going to kill you in my opinion.


Lol? made no sense
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Oct 30 2011 02:12pm
Quote (Puls3 @ 30 Oct 2011 13:40)
That's not a lucid dream... You could have snapped your figners and made her dissapear. Then you would have flown off somewhere and then give yourself an orgy with the hottest girls.

You just had a vivid dream, not a lucid one


Kid doesn't know the difference.
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Oct 30 2011 02:14pm
Quote (HighschoolTurd @ Oct 30 2011 03:12pm)
Lol? made no sense


It makes perfect sense.
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Oct 30 2011 02:15pm
Quote (Twisted_Creation @ 30 Oct 2011 13:12)
Kid doesn't know the difference.


And you "Sir" have no idea what you're talking about. Where is your sig/avatar?
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Oct 30 2011 02:16pm
Posting in the wrong forum.

Reported.
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Oct 30 2011 02:16pm
Quote (HighschoolTurd @ Oct 31 2011 08:12am)
Lol? made no sense


how does "preventing the body from enacting a natural and repetitive process causing damage" not make sense
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Oct 30 2011 02:16pm
Sounds scary
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