I was born on a farm with little water. I dug for years and found the water. After I found the water, an angel told me that one day I would become great. She said some other stuff too but I digress. She informed me that I could one day rule the world if I were to acquire exactly 9801.31 forum gold. This is why I come here to you today. I will rule the world if I obtain your worthless forum gold. If you give me this forum gold I will let you rule a magnificent kingdom. You will be able to rule this kingdom and its people however you want, however, if you don't give me the forum gold I will have to enslave you in the not so distant future.

Uhm

This guy just scammed me..

Do pardon me for I have not been informed otherwise, I'm going based off the topic title: 9800 Fg Giveaway

the fuck?
let me restart..

Dear, DiS505

I do not know who you are. This contest seems to be a very good opportunity for me. If i do win I will spend your Fg wisely. You have excellent straight teeth. Your biceps are firm and big to my liking. You are faster and smarter than anyone i know. If i were to choose one person on jsp, you would be him. I look up to you. I will send nudes of my Ex's if you choose me. Thanks for the reading this.

u didnt capitalize ur "i"

Fuck.
You.
I.
Don't.
Want.
Your.
Shitty.
Fg.
Go.
Cry.

Instant DQ

new leader

did you even read mine?!