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Jul 7 2011 01:14pm
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Jul 7 2011 01:41pm
sacrifice it.
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#23
Jul 8 2011 12:59am
Jesus is coming. I suggest you get ready for the return of christ.
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Jul 8 2011 01:06am
Burn it, damn witchcraft.
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#25
Jul 8 2011 01:19am
Quote (MrJoshua @ Jul 7 2011 06:42pm)
ive never had sex with him, he says we are both virgins


he is pregnant and is claiming it is a miracle


what do i do?



wow thats a miracle indeed.

btw fixed it for you <3

This post was edited by Monkey_king on Jul 8 2011 01:22am
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Jul 8 2011 01:21am
Quote (MrJoshua @ Jul 7 2011 02:44pm)
??? oddly her name is mary so the religion already exists

should i try and contact the vatican?


Depends on what color it is.
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#27
Jul 8 2011 01:46am
Call the baby Jesus 2.0 and start collecting donations.
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Jul 8 2011 01:48am
Quote (MrJoshua @ Jul 7 2011 06:44pm)
??? oddly her name is mary so the religion already exists

should i try and contact the vatican?



sit down and talk with him and ask him what happened?


Use her last name.
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#29
Jul 8 2011 01:53am
Quote (MrJoshua @ Jul 7 2011 06:42pm)
ive never had sex with her, she says we are both virgins


she is pregnant and is claiming it is a miracle


what do i do?


Wait what?

" She says you're both virgins"

How do you know know if you're a virgin or not?
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#30
Jul 8 2011 02:48am
jsp is so easy to troll nowadays.
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