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Quote (silent9 @ Nov 30 2009 11:00pm)
i have daughter who thought i stopped breathing 40 mins ago, when actually im faking it so i can get fucked in ass by men in white


oh wow lol

hope your mom is okay
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Quote (Inui @ Dec 1 2009 03:59am)
god will watch over her, I wish her the best


God wouldn't save her life if need be, god is just an imaginary friend called upon by the needy.

I wish her all the best though.
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Quote (Taniwha @ Dec 1 2009 07:37am)
God wouldn't save her life if need be, god is just an imaginary friend called upon by the needy.

I wish her all the best though.


is really the thread to start this in?
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I wish your mom the best, OP.
Quote (Inui @ Dec 1 2009 04:59am)
god will watch over her, I wish her the best

Fuck God; real strength comes from thee self.
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Quote (silent9 @ Nov 30 2009 11:00pm)
i have daughter who thought i stopped breathing 40 mins ago, when actually im faking it so i can get fucked in ass by men in white


Lol'd hard.
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Quote (taysd2jsp @ Dec 1 2009 12:40pm)
is really the thread to start this in?


No it isn't, but I think people need to stop looking to this guy for help when they know he wont or can't do anything..
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Dec 1 2009 07:08am
That sux, I mean, breathing is kinda important...



Breathing is the process that takes oxygen in and carbon dioxide out of the body. Aerobic organisms require oxygen to release energy via respiration, in the form of the metabolism of energy-rich molecules such as glucose. The medical term for normal relaxed breathing is eupnea.

Breathing is only part of the processes that deliver oxygen to where it is needed in the body and remove carbon dioxide. The process of gas exchange occurs in the alveoli by passive diffusion of gases between the alveolar gas and the blood passing by in the lung capillaries. Once these dissolved gases are in the blood, the heart powers their flow around the body (via the circulatory system).

In addition to removing carbon dioxide, breathing results in loss of water from the body. Exhaled air has a relative humidity of 100% because of water diffusing across the moist surface of breathing passages and alveoli.



I'm just sayin, maybe shes doing it wrong? Iunno..



Asshole jokes aside, I hope she will be okay.

This post was edited by Zozai on Dec 1 2009 07:09am
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That sux, I mean, breathing is kinda important...



Breathing is the process that takes oxygen in and carbon dioxide out of the body. Aerobic organisms require oxygen to release energy via respiration, in the form of the metabolism of energy-rich molecules such as glucose. The medical term for normal relaxed breathing is eupnea.

Breathing is only part of the processes that deliver oxygen to where it is needed in the body and remove carbon dioxide. The process of gas exchange occurs in the alveoli by passive diffusion of gases between the alveolar gas and the blood passing by in the lung capillaries. Once these dissolved gases are in the blood, the heart powers their flow around the body (via the circulatory system).

In addition to removing carbon dioxide, breathing results in loss of water from the body. Exhaled air has a relative humidity of 100% because of water diffusing across the moist surface of breathing passages and alveoli.



I'm just sayin, maybe shes doing it wrong? Iunno..


LOL you so bad
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Quote (Uytendaaltje @ Dec 1 2009 07:48am)
Fuck God; real strength comes from thee self.


vouched for gg
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