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Jun 24 2013 03:35pm
Quote (Vivienne @ Jun 24 2013 04:28pm)
Only wood, ducks and witches float.


--Bread.
--Apples.
--Very small rocks.
--Cider.
--Gravy.
--Cherries.
--Mud.
--Churches.
--Lead! Lead!
--A Duck.
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Jun 24 2013 03:37pm
do i look pretty?
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Quote (kayeto @ 24 Jun 2013 22:35)
--Bread.
--Apples.
--Very small rocks.
--Cider.
--Gravy.
--Cherries.
--Mud.
--Churches.
--Lead! Lead!
--A Duck.


Yea... I was wrong again... I obviously need to watch the educational video again.

Quote (TeaRs- @ 24 Jun 2013 22:37)
do i look pretty?


You are a beautiful twinkle in the opticul fluid of a leering old man who is creepily staring at the rear end of a barely legal blonde girl.

This post was edited by Vivienne on Jun 24 2013 04:03pm
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Jun 24 2013 04:42pm
Are you a witch?
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Quote (WitchfinderGeneral @ 24 Jun 2013 23:42)
Are you a witch?


No Mr Hopkins. I am but a simple old lady who makes balms and poultices to help heal the sick and the afflicted of our little hamlet.
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Jun 24 2013 04:48pm
Quote (Vivienne @ Jun 24 2013 05:03pm)
Yea... I was wrong again... I obviously need to watch the educational video again.



You are a beautiful twinkle in the opticul fluid of a leering old man who is creepily staring at the rear end of a barely legal blonde girl.


not sure how to take that lol
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Quote (Vivienne @ Jun 23 2013 12:37pm)
Yep. I used to be a member of the British Church of Satan. I was an administrator and secretary there for 3 years from the age of 18-21. I'm now back to being a pretty militant atheist but sometimes I miss the old church. It was nice to get together sometimes and let all my frustration out and at some points in my life I still perform some of the old rituals as a part of releasing stress and pent up rage. It's a great way to release.

So ask me anything (on the subject of Satanism). I won't lie.


Were there lots of crazy sex things going on?
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Quote (TeaRs- @ 24 Jun 2013 23:48)
not sure how to take that lol


I shall use another metaphor then.

You are the dazzling ray of light from a car's headlights as it crashes headlong into a cow spraying blood and guts every where. You are the twinkle of the shards of glass in the moonlight as the driver hurtles through the windscreen and you are the sheen of brilliant white bone that appears though his many horrendous and ultimately fatal injuries.

Quote (undertow85 @ 24 Jun 2013 23:50)
Were there lots of crazy sex things going on?


Not really. Satanists are encouraged to explore their sexuality and to enjoy it to the fullest of their capabilities but that means something different for everyone. If you are happy with a monogamous relationship in which you have missionary sex for 10 minutes twice a year that's fine. If you enjoy massive orgies with multiple partners of different genders then that's fine too. As long as you are true to yourself and fulfilling your desires to the best of your ability.
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Quote (Vivienne @ Jun 24 2013 06:03pm)
I shall use another metaphor then.

You are the dazzling ray of light from a car's headlights as it crashes headlong into a cow spraying blood and guts every where. You are the twinkle of the shards of glass in the moonlight as the driver hurtles through the windscreen and you are the sheen of brilliant white bone that appears though his many horrendous and ultimately fatal injuries.



Not really. Satanists are encouraged to explore their sexuality and to enjoy it to the fullest of their capabilities but that means something different for everyone. If you are happy with a monogamous relationship in which you have missionary sex for 10 minutes twice a year that's fine. If you enjoy massive orgies with multiple partners of different genders then that's fine too. As long as you are true to yourself and fulfilling your desires to the best of your ability.


its brutaly beautiful
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Jun 24 2013 05:12pm
Quote (TeaRs- @ 25 Jun 2013 00:05)
its brutaly beautiful


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