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Viona,1 Sep 2013 02:19]So I guess this is your favourite toy? :unsure:

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That one's okay, but i'd rather use a meat tenderizer when i'm fappin'
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Quote (Viona @ Sep 1 2013 05:16am)
I'm not into traps, nor am I a trap. ^_^ Sorry.


whats a trap exactly??
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DawnBringer666,1 Sep 2013 02:28]whats a trap exactly??


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Quote (Jinxy @ Sep 1 2013 06:44am)
If a woman's past partner sucked at life and only got her off every once in a while, it's puts her in the state of mind that's its not gonna happen every time.
So therefore she just gets used to it. It becomes a bonus if it happens, and if it dosent then meh not a big deal.


luckily for me, i dont buy the used merchandise.

thats just nasty

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Quote (DawnBringer666 @ Sep 1 2013 04:28am)
whats a trap exactly??


a trap is something that closes on your dick when you attempt to stick it in. They're dangerous really, i'd stay away from them if i were you.

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Quote (insertclevernamehere @ Sep 1 2013 05:39am)
a trap is something that closes on your dick when you attempt to stick it in. They're dangerous really, i'd stay away from them if i were you.


Instructions too complicated, got dick caught in ceiling fan.
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a trap is something that closes on your dick when you attempt to stick it in. They're dangerous really, i'd stay away from them if i were you.


i have, unfortunately, stuck my dick in crazy once or twice... it was terrible...i mean the sex was fantastic, dont get me wrong, but what happened after that made hell look pleasant...
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Quote (insertclevernamehere @ Sep 1 2013 05:39am)
a trap is something that closes on your dick when you attempt to stick it in. They're dangerous really, i'd stay away from them if i were you.


sounds painful

Quote (DavidTennant @ Sep 1 2013 05:41am)
Instructions too complicated, got dick caught in ceiling fan.


:rofl:
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Quote (PureIvyChild13 @ Sep 1 2013 04:44am)
sounds painful


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