kwi10000 (11:32:35 PM): Wow, fuck my life... before i left for the park to watch fireworks i spotted a huge spider next to my door I ran to the bathroom to grab kleenex and I cameback to my door and it ran under my bed.. my friend was waiting for me and yelling at me to come so I decided to leave it... i comehome 1-2 hours later and I took a flashlight to try and look under my bed.. no sign of him anywhere... i wont be able to sleep for days... untill he is found.. but if he went into a small hole in the wall or into my bed somewhere Ill never find him... Wow
kwi10000 (11:37:47 PM): Wow
kwi10000 is available (12:01:06 AM)
kwi10000 (11:58:57 PM): wut should i do?
TGerman11 (12:01:22 AM): oh
TGerman11 (12:01:22 AM): lol
TGerman11 (12:01:24 AM): uh
TGerman11 (12:01:28 AM): i thought that was fake and didnt read it lol
TGerman11 (12:01:33 AM): idk
TGerman11 (12:01:36 AM): youll be ok
kwi10000 is available (12:10:21 AM)
kwi10000 (12:10:33 AM): ?
kwi10000 (12:11:03 AM): ?
kwi10000 (12:11:08 AM): i swear to god
kwi10000 (12:12:58 AM): eoe
kwi10000 (12:13:00 AM): wow
kwi10000 (12:13:03 AM): this sucks so bad rofl
kwi10000 (12:13:08 AM): tried to look again but cant
kwi10000 (12:13:09 AM): find
kwi10000 (12:13:15 AM): sigh....................
kwi10000 is available (1:35:57 AM)
kwi10000 (1:35:41 AM): ..........
kwi10000 (1:36:28 AM): u there
TGerman11 (1:36:37 AM): yea
kwi10000 (1:36:41 AM): ..........
kwi10000 (1:36:43 AM): ROFL
kwi10000 (1:36:45 AM): FOUND HIM
kwi10000 (1:36:46 AM): OMFG
kwi10000 (1:36:48 AM): I JUST SAW HIM
kwi10000 (1:36:49 AM): HOLY SHIT
kwi10000 (1:36:50 AM): GFG
kwi10000 (1:36:50 AM): ROFL
kwi10000 (1:36:51 AM): GFG
TGerman11 (1:36:52 AM): lol
kwi10000 (1:36:52 AM): I FOUND HIM
kwi10000 (1:36:52 AM): ROFL
kwi10000 (1:36:53 AM): LMFAO
kwi10000 (1:36:55 AM): I SEE HIM
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kwi10000 (1:36:58 AM): LMFAO
kwi10000 (1:37:26 AM): GFG
kwi10000 (1:37:28 AM): nmy dad
kwi10000 (1:37:29 AM): just got up
TGerman11 (1:37:40 AM): and spanked your ass
TGerman11 (1:37:44 AM): for being a pussy
TGerman11 (1:37:45 AM): lol
kwi10000 (1:43:55 AM): ROFL
kwi10000 (1:43:56 AM): ROFL
kwi10000 (1:43:56 AM): ROFL
kwi10000 (1:43:56 AM): ROFL
kwi10000 (1:43:57 AM): ROFL
kwi10000 (1:44:14 AM): ROFL
kwi10000 (1:44:15 AM): LEGEND
kwi10000 (1:44:16 AM): SPIDER = DEAD
kwi10000 (1:44:17 AM): LMFAO
kwi10000 (1:44:22 AM): FLUSHED IN DOWN TOILETT
kwi10000 (1:48:01 AM): U THERE DUDE
kwi10000 (1:48:02 AM): LMAO
kwi10000 (1:48:53 AM): wow MAN
TGerman11 (1:50:15 AM): grats =D
TGerman11 (1:50:16 AM): lol
TGerman11 (1:50:19 AM): sleep good tonight
kwi10000 (1:50:20 AM): wow dude
kwi10000 (1:50:25 AM): u got no idea like
kwi10000 (1:50:28 AM): i was so scarewd
kwi10000 (1:51:00 AM): like
kwi10000 (1:51:05 AM): i took all
kwi10000 (1:51:07 AM): my sheets off
kwi10000 (1:51:10 AM): i lifted my bed
kwi10000 (1:51:12 AM): i looked under
kwi10000 (1:51:15 AM): i looked everywhere
kwi10000 (1:51:19 AM): then like my dad
kwi10000 (1:51:21 AM): comes up
kwi10000 (1:51:22 AM): to go smoke
kwi10000 (1:51:25 AM): in the backyard
kwi10000 (1:51:29 AM): and then im like
kwi10000 (1:51:31 AM): aiming you
kwi10000 (1:51:33 AM): boom i look
kwi10000 (1:51:35 AM): on the wall
kwi10000 (1:51:38 AM): next to my door
kwi10000 (1:51:41 AM): and i see it
kwi10000 (1:51:47 AM): i start spamming u / mil
kwi10000 (1:51:52 AM): i watch him
kwi10000 (1:51:58 AM): he goes higher up wall n shit
kwi10000 (1:52:01 AM): then dad comes in
kwi10000 (1:52:03 AM): im like
kwi10000 (1:52:06 AM): can u plz kill spider
kwi10000 (1:52:11 AM): he follows me into my room
kwi10000 (1:52:14 AM): give him kleenex
kwi10000 (1:52:21 AM): he climbs on bed
kwi10000 (1:52:24 AM): almost falls
kwi10000 (1:52:37 AM): like almost sinks in
kwi10000 (1:52:43 AM): but then gets him
kwi10000 (1:52:44 AM): GG
TGerman11 (2:02:49 AM): woah
TGerman11 (2:02:50 AM): lol
kwi10000 (2:03:02 AM): i feel like going to beat my meat
TGerman11 (2:03:15 AM): nice
kwi10000 (2:03:26 AM): but ive voewed not to go on porn
kwi10000 (2:03:28 AM): since i reformateed
TGerman11 (2:03:41 AM): oh
TGerman11 (2:04:42 AM): porns illegal anyway
kwi10000 (2:04:57 AM): wut u mean
TGerman11 (2:05:10 AM): illegal in canada im pretty sure idk
kwi10000 (2:05:43 AM): ???
kwi10000 (2:05:48 AM): porn not illegal u nerd
TGerman11 (2:05:52 AM): you gotta be 21 or you can get jailtime
kwi10000 (2:05:58 AM): no u cant lol
kwi10000 (2:06:26 AM): nobody gives a fuck about people who use porn for their own use and dont distrubrute it
kwi10000 (2:06:33 AM): they care about the distrubters
kwi10000 (2:06:40 AM): the huge ones
kwi10000 (2:06:42 AM): thats it
kwi10000 (2:06:54 AM): and not 21
kwi10000 (2:06:54 AM): 18
kwi10000 (2:06:56 AM): nerd
kwi10000 (2:10:01 AM): mant
kwi10000 (2:10:04 AM): that spider
kwi10000 (2:10:06 AM): was so naty rofl
kwi10000 (2:10:13 AM): wuts your bigget
kwi10000 (2:10:15 AM): biggest
kwi10000 (2:10:16 AM): fear
kwi10000 (2:10:17 AM): ?
TGerman11 (2:10:21 AM): hmm
TGerman11 (2:10:25 AM): im actually
TGerman11 (2:10:30 AM): really afraid of spiders
TGerman11 (2:10:36 AM): i moved out of my old room into a new one
TGerman11 (2:10:39 AM): becauseof my bites
kwi10000 (2:10:49 AM): we dont have spiders much
kwi10000 (2:10:51 AM): at canada
TGerman11 (2:10:56 AM): tons here
kwi10000 (2:10:57 AM): mostly smaller ones
kwi10000 (2:11:02 AM): yeah man
kwi10000 (2:11:03 AM): piders
kwi10000 (2:11:06 AM): are my biggest
kwi10000 (2:11:06 AM): fear
kwi10000 (2:11:13 AM): they just so
kwi10000 (2:11:16 AM): fucking nasty
kwi10000 (2:11:20 AM): i almos rather swin
kwi10000 (2:11:24 AM): with a great white
kwi10000 (2:11:25 AM): shark
TGerman11 (2:11:27 AM): yeah
kwi10000 (2:11:30 AM): maybe not
kwi10000 (2:11:32 AM): but still
kwi10000 (2:11:32 AM): lol
kwi10000 (2:12:39 AM): hehe
kwi10000 (2:14:41 AM): god
kwi10000 (2:14:45 AM): do u go on porn
kwi10000 (2:15:33 AM): ?
TGerman11 (2:15:42 AM): not really no
kwi10000 (2:15:48 AM): liar noob
kwi10000 (2:17:44 AM): u dont jack off ?
kwi10000 (2:24:59 AM): mil is telling me
kwi10000 (2:25:03 AM): porn = illegal in canada
kwi10000 (2:25:07 AM): but in usa its legal
kwi10000 (2:25:08 AM): ..
TGerman11 (2:25:35 AM): umm
TGerman11 (2:25:36 AM): im not sure
kwi10000 (2:25:41 AM): i dont think thats possible
kwi10000 (2:25:48 AM): if its banned in can
kwi10000 (2:25:50 AM): its definatly banned
kwi10000 (2:25:52 AM): in us
kwi10000 (2:25:53 AM): ..
kwi10000 (2:29:38 AM): man
kwi10000 (2:29:40 AM): my legs
kwi10000 (2:29:43 AM): hurt rly bad lol
TGerman11 (2:29:47 AM): spider bite you?
kwi10000 (2:29:58 AM): No
kwi10000 (2:30:02 AM): just after a long day
kwi10000 (2:30:05 AM): of walking
kwi10000 (2:30:07 AM): excersing
TGerman11 (2:30:10 AM): i see
kwi10000 (2:30:11 AM): biking
kwi10000 (2:30:15 AM): they hurt
kwi10000 (2:31:04 AM): ima head to bed i guess
TGerman11 (2:31:07 AM): kk
kwi10000 (2:31:09 AM): gotta make my bed n stuff first
kwi10000 (2:31:11 AM): my legs hurt
kwi10000 (2:31:13 AM): im tired
kwi10000 (2:31:13 AM): etc
kwi10000 (2:31:18 AM): sleep will be good
TGerman11 (2:31:20 AM): spider hatched eggs in your bed
TGerman11 (2:31:21 AM): sleep tight
kwi10000 (2:31:28 AM): it didnt go in my bed
TGerman11 (2:31:34 AM): hatched eggs under it
TGerman11 (2:31:41 AM): they are waiting for you to go to sleep
kwi10000 (2:31:43 AM): spiders arent big in canaada
kwi10000 (2:31:56 AM): and eggs would take more then 2 hours to hatch
TGerman11 (2:31:56 AM): smaller ones are the deadly ones
kwi10000 (2:31:58 AM): nice try
TGerman11 (2:32:07 AM): small eggs = hatch sooner
kwi10000 (2:32:15 AM): theirs no poisonious
kwi10000 (2:32:15 AM): spiders
kwi10000 (2:32:17 AM): in canada
TGerman11 (2:32:23 AM): those arent from canada
TGerman11 (2:32:27 AM): migrated from US
kwi10000 (2:32:31 AM): u fail noob
kwi10000 (2:32:36 AM): im to tired
kwi10000 (2:32:38 AM): to care
TGerman11 (2:32:41 AM): =x
kwi10000 (2:32:42 AM): cya
TGerman11 (2:32:46 AM): ttyl

Works...what I used to do

hentai

plus one

crash it into a tree

ok this is whats happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and thell be back any minute so i need your help

Heres some background:

see, I volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)

and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick...anywayz

so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her"dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys here saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit properily.

Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are realy smrat and please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her a PS2 game?

This is how you get over 5 pages.... I see now.

Dad woke up...spider hatched eggs on someones bed deciphering if there deadly

no thanks.

finished.


kwi10000 (1:37:28 AM): nmy dad
kwi10000 (1:37:29 AM): just got up
TGerman11 (1:37:40 AM): and spanked your ass
TGerman11 (1:37:44 AM): for being a pussy


lol'd irl, rest was garbage

This post was edited by devilsvex on Dec 20 2009 04:46am