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#131
Apr 3 2010 09:10pm
Quote (subExternal @ Apr 4 2010 03:06am)
This thread is a month old you faggot. Gtfo.


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#132
Apr 3 2010 09:20pm
Quote (RABiDSQUiRRELS @ Mar 5 2010 09:38pm)
Okay, so Sunday i'm going on my first date with some cute girl named Mallory. I'm only 16 and I chose to go see Shutter Island because its a horror movie, and that's what she likes.

..What the fuck do I do first?
Her favorite candy is Swedish fish and so i'll bring a big bag of those. I'm paying for her of course. It's rated 'R', hope we can get in. I hope it's not to crowded so I can enjoy Mallory. She lives half an hour away and I don't have a phone, or a car.

I hired a 'wing-man' to come (he's my best bud) and make things less awkward because I met Mallory on Facebook. To make it fair she is going to bring her friend also.

What stylish moves should I make?
I know you JSP'ers are very experienced with Women.


Ps. Feel free to comment.
and yell at me, to attempt to make me feel bad or just say a special comment to make you think that people on here notice you.


Don't cater to her favorite candy. That makes you a chump.
Pay lots of attention to her friend, show shitloads of value, then isolate yourself with whats-her-face
If you know what you're doing, you should be making out with her inside of fifteen minutes.

Quote (Skims @ Apr 3 2010 09:04pm)
Just be yourself man, comment on how she looks pretty, make sure to make her laugh and feel comfortable around you, while  you're watching the movie maybe try and hold her hand or something why the movie progresses. And don't try and cop a feel or any of that bulklshit in the movies. Just be yourself have a good time, let her know that you are interested and give her a reason to be interested with you. Gl mate hope you have fun :thumbsup:


Don't show interest in her until she shows interest in you, but still give her a reason to be interested.


This post was edited by general_patton on Apr 3 2010 09:21pm
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#133
Apr 3 2010 09:25pm
if this post is a month old I am DISO an update, did u shake hands with her? Kiss her? get the tip in, u know just a little at first to make sure its ok and you both like it, but then you realize you are just fucking her and she calls the cops because thats rape and she said only tip not your whole dick. next thing you know to are behind bars where rape laws dont apply and some big dude is just putting his tip in you!... yea ISO update man
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#134
Apr 3 2010 09:25pm
Quote (Irwinjs22 @ Apr 4 2010 03:25am)
if this post is a month old I am DISO an update, did u shake hands with her? Kiss her? get the tip in, u know just a little at first to make sure its ok and you both like it, but then you realize you are just fucking her and she calls the cops because thats rape and she said only tip not your whole dick. next thing you know to are behind bars where rape laws dont apply and some big dude is just putting his tip in you!... yea ISO update man


You could have simply said DISO update.
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#135
Apr 3 2010 09:25pm
Quote (Irwinjs22 @ Apr 3 2010 11:25pm)
if this post is a month old I am DISO an update, did u shake hands with her? Kiss her? get the tip in, u know just a little at first to make sure its ok and you both like it, but then you realize you are just fucking her and she calls the cops because thats rape and she said only tip not your whole dick. next thing you know to are behind bars where rape laws dont apply and some big dude is just putting his tip in you!... yea ISO update man


she's about to give him dooooooome.
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#136
Apr 3 2010 09:27pm
Am I the only one who thinks its sad that so many people offer both terrible advice but are desperate to know what happened because nerd virgins?
If you go outside you'll find that people both nerd and not are in relationships, everyone's treating this as if a fucking high rune dropped.
And this is really old..

This post was edited by FORt-HOBO on Apr 3 2010 09:27pm
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Apr 3 2010 09:28pm
Quote (FORt-HOBO @ Apr 3 2010 11:27pm)
Am I the only one who thinks its sad that so many people offer both terrible advice but are desperate to know what happened because nerd virgins?
If you go outside you'll find that people both nerd and not are in relationships, everyone's treating this as if a fucking high rune dropped.


fuckin lol.
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#138
Apr 3 2010 09:28pm
Quote (FORt-HOBO @ Apr 4 2010 03:27am)
Am I the only one who thinks its sad that so many people offer both terrible advice but are desperate to know what happened because nerd virgins?
If you go outside you'll find that people both nerd and not are in relationships, everyone's treating this as if a fucking high rune dropped.


I look at the threads for luls.
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#139
Apr 3 2010 09:28pm
Quote (emiLyy @ Apr 4 2010 03:28am)
fuckin lol.


Glad you enjoyed that, i hoped someone would :)
Quote (GoGoData @ Apr 4 2010 03:28am)
I look at the threads for luls.

Me too for the most part

This post was edited by FORt-HOBO on Apr 3 2010 09:28pm
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Apr 3 2010 09:29pm
Quote (FORt-HOBO @ Apr 3 2010 11:28pm)
Glad you enjoyed that, i hoped someone would :)

Me too for the most part


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