I'm kind of a big deal, out of thousands of sperm cells I came out on top act tough with me again see what happens

Watch out, he might lift you over his head and put you down again.

So you're tough with elementary kids?
Damn you're cool.

He wouldn't even be able to lift my dick.

I didn't come out on top.. I was part of a set of triplets but those other 2 lazy fuckers didn't even lift.. so I killed them in the womb and ate them from protein while I lifted until I was born.

This post was edited by Funion on Aug 20 2014 01:46pm

Good shit



I feel bad for you then because your dick must weigh 500+ pounds in that case

Fatty

My dick so hard makes the metal detector go off.

bet the TSA love that...

This post was edited by Warlock316 on Aug 20 2014 01:51pm

Y'all are putting in an awful lot of work just to be able to lift a McDonald's spatula.

Being hard =/= weighing a lot

Being hard makes it even easier to lift due to it won't be flopping all around

Too easy