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Quote (DawnBringer666 @ Sep 1 2013 04:09am)
she is an adult... o.O not her fault your women dont know their place...



nope, shes given me head that was so fucking phenomenal that i couldnt walk.. she got a sammich after i could


I'm revoking your man card.
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Quote (DawnBringer666 @ 1 Sep 2013 03:09)
she is an adult... o.O not her fault your women dont know their place...


Nah, I just have relationships with real adults who are my equals, rather than being a backward idiot who acts like a caveman.

I'm sure your way is cool, because having an actual equal is pretty scary and actually requires you to be a man, so it must be really comforting to get to hide from that. :(
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nope, shes given me head that was so fucking phenomenal that i couldnt walk.. she got a sammich after i could


you made me lol.

why wouldn't you be able to walk though?

/edit damn it spel, we have similar motives here..

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Quote (DavidTennant @ Sep 1 2013 04:11am)
I'm revoking your man card.


when you've taken another humans life, you can take my man card..

Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Sep 1 2013 04:12am)
Nah, I just have relationships with real adults who are my equals, rather than being a backward idiot who acts like a caveman. 

I'm sure your way is cool, because having an actual equal is pretty scary and actually requires you to be a man, so it must be really comforting to get to hide from that.  :(


and complete inability to discern a joke from a bigoted mind set strikes again...
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Quote (DawnBringer666 @ Sep 1 2013 04:13am)
when you've taken another humans life, you can take my man card..



and complete inability to discern a joke from a bigoted mind set strikes again...


I have. t4t. b)

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lol, ok ok. I'll watch

:popcorn:
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Quote (DawnBringer666 @ 1 Sep 2013 03:13)
and complete inability to discern a joke from a bigoted mind set strikes again...


Jokes are required to be funny, though. So that's not really a thing. I'm sure that you think that acting like a sexist dick is hilarious, but it's the same shit as joking about being racist or homophobic or anything else. It's just reinforcing stupid stereotypes and then pretending you can get away with it because tee hee everyone knows you're not really like that, right?

Quote (insertclevernamehere @ 1 Sep 2013 03:14)
lol, ok ok. I'll watch

:popcorn:


haha, I'm probably going away to play BL2 soonish anyway. :P

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Quote (insertclevernamehere @ Sep 1 2013 04:12am)
you made me lol.

why wouldn't you be able to walk though?

/edit damn it spel, we have similar motives here..


when the human body orgasms, every muscle tenses and releases rapidly, i'm not a biologist but from personal experience: the more intense the orgasm, the harder the muscle contract.. so me being incapable of walking was due to the fact my muscles were exhausted...

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Jokes are required to be funny, though.  So that's not really a thing.  I'm sure that you think that acting like a sexist dick is hilarious, but it's the same shit as joking about being racist or homophobic or anything else.  It's just reinforcing stupid stereotypes and then pretending you can get away with it because tee hee everyone knows you're not really like that, right?


in order for someone to be truly equal they need to be able to be joked about with the same savagery and ruthlessness as everything else.. giving someone special treatment is the thing thats promoting inequality.. get over yourself :}

This post was edited by DawnBringer666 on Sep 1 2013 02:18am
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Quote (DawnBringer666 @ Sep 1 2013 03:16am)
when the human body orgasms, every muscle tenses and releases rapidly, i'm not a biologist but from personal experience: the more intense the orgasm, the harder the muscle contract.. so me being incapable of walking was due to the fact my muscles were exhausted...


That's good that you have an explanation for it. I assumed that it was because she was shoving something up your ass.

Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Sep 1 2013 03:15am)
haha, I'm probably going away to play BL2 soonish anyway.  :P


is that any good? i'm gonna be mad gaming once i save up for my gaming compooter.

This post was edited by insertclevernamehere on Sep 1 2013 02:18am
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Quote (insertclevernamehere @ Sep 1 2013 04:17am)
That's good that you have an explanation for it. I assumed that it was because she was shoving something up your ass.


ewwwwwwwwwww
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